Funny Texts and Jokes

Jokes and Funny Texts

Hilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

Funny Texts

All of these I found on the Internet and found really hilarious. If you want some comedy read this. Maybe you can try it on other people. Completed. Made on 10/10/17. Completed 10/16/18

Opposite Attractions

Cynthia Rosaè Parks is a closed in, one of kind type of female. She stays to herself, but is she willing to open up & accept all of the trouble when it comes to her potential soul mate ? Dreyshon Carter doesn't have a problem With speaking his mind when it comes to anything or anyone. With everything going on within h...

The Ballerina & The Devil

"Why don't you go back to Hell?" I spat, fury boiling in the pit of my stomach. A dry smile played on his lips. "Haven't you heard, Cupcake? The Devil has yet to enter the realms of Hell." Follow the tale of Demi Lawson and Aidan Benson as they each tear down the stone wall the other has hid behind for one too many ye...

The Bad Boy Stole My Notebook

Lilah is the plain, simple girl that no one notices. She's just another face in the crowd, nothing more. Her world is very different from the ones of her two best friends, which causes them to rarely see each other. So, they share a notebook. They write their feelings and their secrets in this notebook and it is only...

Kidnap My Heart

Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** "What the hell-" I screeched. "Good morning, sunshine." I looked up in alarm and saw the smirking...

Fraternizing with the Enemy

(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a l...

Good Girl Finds Her Bad Boy

Xaiver Flemming, bad boy, gets into trouble, slept with pretty much all the girls at school. Gabriella Rivers, attends Lakeview High, has a perfect life, perfect boyfriend, perfect friends and perfect family. Well at least she thinks so. After finding out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with her best friend and...

𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐩𝐬 ✓

"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞?" "𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧, 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞." Nothing in life has come easily to Chase. He's had to work for everything he's gotten until she comes along and feels like the big break he's been waiting for all his life. Lexi may hav...

KIDNAPPED BY THE AGENT | Project Callister Book One

#1 in humor, action, and romance ❝Octavia Snow, you're going to have to come with me,❞ the stranger said with an amused look. ❝No thanks, I'm really not a big fan of kidnapping.❞ ❝Sorry Cupcake. You don't have a choice.❞ --- OCTAVIA SNOW is a sassy, sarcastic, and perpetually hungry college student who is kidnapped...

The Girl in the Hoodie

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZ...

Marley Meets Josh

After years away, Marley and Josh return to their hometown high school and fall in love. Can their relationship survive sex, lies and secrets from their past? ***** Forced out of boarding school after her mother's death, high school student Marley T...

Elle (Sample)

•A Wattpad Twice-Featured Story. *Previously named Elle's Saviour* At 25 years old, Elle Barrett resorted to escorting to provide for her son and unwell Grandmother. Struggling to pay bills and keep food on the table, she met Dean Wallace at the lowest point in her life. Little did she know that he would change her l...

His Blonde Little Secret

Bella Winters is a seventeen year old with little confidence, controlled daily by her anxiety. Bella wants to remain hidden in school but ends up gaining the attention from the school's popular bully, and the school's heart throb all within the same week. A heartwarming tale where Bella Winters endures heartbreak tha...

Hey, Noah

After the accident, Noah Archer built a wall around himself. But Riley Dawson is curious about him, and she's determined to meet the man behind his defenses. ***** Riley Dawson has always noticed Noah. He was the most popular guy on campus, until h...

SOUR PATCH

As if in slow motion he snakes his arms around a very tall stunning girl who looks like a goddess herself. Then all of a sudden he smashed his lips against hers... My chest tightens as I can feel my heart drop and break into pieces down by my feet. There it is my fear completely unfolding in front of my eyes. (the des...

The Concept of Perfection

After an accident claims her twin’s life, Addy’s “perfect life” falls apart. She had the greatest friends, the most understanding family, the perfect best friend who’s also her twin brother, but she lost everything in one snap. Her perfect life comes to an end. If that wasn’t bad enough, she is forced to live in Blue...

Grey's Tribute

The characters are highly complex and they exist in a world that values strength over compassion, only the strong survive. The life inside the pack mimics that of a real wolf pack with a strict hierarchy that is established through fighting and power. It is also comparable to a medieval court, the king holds his divin...

Between the Sheets

THIS STORY IS RATED R IT IS FOR MATURE READERS ONLY (This story contains bad grammar and a lot of misspelled words if you can't read without being rude then don't read at all. I expect help but not rudeness. I do have a life outside of writing and I am working on other stories as well. I will get around to edit this s...

Holding onto You

When Helena finds a phone on the night train, she decides to text the first number in the list of contacts in order to figure out who it belongs to. ***** Helena Santos hasn't had the easiest life. At tw...

The Heartbroken Heartbreaker

A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After ge...

Truth Be Told

There's only one thing Colin hates more than Sadie-- Seeing Sadie cry.

Pretty in White

A week ago, Antoinette was going to be a bride. Now, she wakes up in a strange place and is said to be dead. Dunstan is a careless soul who's only waiting to fulfill his dues so that he can move on with his life. Or rather, to the afterlife. But what if the duty he's been assigned to involves a wan...

Glass Sneakers

Every girl has a tiara, her own shining moment, and a beautiful ever after... no matter what. The Kingdom of Triavia is in search for a princess, but being a princess is the last thing on her mind. While everyone else is searching for magical love, Georgiette is busy running an errand to survive. ...

Asher's Heart

Unlike everyone else, Ellie Anderson thought she had it easy in high school. Except for the first year. It sucks for everyone. But her reason was totally different. Asher. Luckily her bad days didn't last long as he dropped out the next year. Friends, popularity and good grades - she has it all. And to make it perfe...

Being The Only Girl In An All Boys School. . . Enough Said

Ashley Pesler has been a bad girl ever since her ex-boyfriend Ian broke her heart two years ago. Ever since then Ash has been unable to hold down a school, in fact, shes been expelled from six and has even tried home schooling. Finally, her mother, who happens to be a principal at an all boys Academy says enough is en...

Bad boys do it better

A wise man once said bad boys are no good. But good boys are no fun. And let me tell you he was right When 17 year old camila martines, finds out she's moving schools For the 1st time She's angry. Scared. Nervous But this is no school It's a boarding school. When her parents put her into boarding school she has no...

Me,Myself And A School Full Of Teenage Boys.

How would you deal with being the only girl amongst a school full of hormonal teenage boys ? What would you do if you was forced to share a room with a complete bastard who messed with your head ? Find a way to survive of course. Meet Macey-Lee Roberts shes 16 years old and is constantly getting herself into trouble...

I'm an Innocent Girl Thrown Into a Boarding School for Badass Boys. Great...

Drew Finch has been accused of a crime she didn't commit - murder. As punishment, or as long as investigators wish, she will be attending the Harrison Boarding School for Juvenile Delinquents. There's one catch: it's a reformatory school for BOYS. Now, along with her new friends, Drew will have to deal with boys who a...