The new and (not really) improved Twilight
WARNING THIS SHALL BE OFFENSESE (ESPECIALLY TO TWIHARDS) SO……DEAL WITH IT Dear Diary My name is Bella Swan. I am 17 years old and am not as I was portrayed in that stupid book. So here is my diary of what really happened in the small town called forks. It shall include - Sparkling vampires…… - Shape shifting unicorns...