John Cena x Bill Nye love
You know it is is Cannon.
I thought we were over. I thought we were done. I thought I hated him, but then everything changed. Everything I used to hate about him drew me in. His sunglasses that he wore when we made love, his hair that he does oh so perfectly every morning before he goes to the club, and last but not least, his goatee. I needed...
CAUTION THIS IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUS PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED IM SORRY IF IT DOES THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY STORY AND NOT SERIOUS AT ALL!!!! Y/N) and Hillary Clinton find each other and fall in love.
Nicolas Cage finally dicided to end his toxic relationship with Lil Pump, who seemingly dropped out of Harvard due to it being to far away from is fiancé, Nicolas. But what happens when Nicolas and That Chad Guy From Nickelback end up going to the same Avril Lavigne concert? Who tf knows idk what I'm doing but feel fr...
A thrilling tale of two lovers trapped on either side of the counter at McDonalds
"i know i shouldn't. but i can't help the fact that i'm so darn in love with you." ➢ lowercase intended ➢ started; [01/06/16] ➢ completed; [--/--/--]
A sexy, thiccy, bleach blonde food critic with flame button up shirts falls in love with one of the meals he eats. He falls so in love, he would go to any extent to get that fat piece of meet in his throat... or ass.
My name is Barrack Osama and recently I was elected as the new president of the United States. Me and my family were eager to move into our new house and start and start our new life. However we were applauded to discover someone was already in my house; his name was Cory. My family fears him and his charms so it f...
It's flavor master versus flavor master. After a long day in the ultimate cook off competition. World renowned chef Guy Fieri returns to his humble abode to relax and wipe away his meat sweats. Until, standing in the dark, he sees his ultimate rival, Gordon Ramsey. Seduction. Rivalry. Sex. Violence. And most of all...
you're married to Zac Efron and he does something to piss you off and a little something/someone pops up...
He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...
I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food...