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  • Ten Reasons Not To Die
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    "Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

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  • Funny fnaf pics
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    All i have to say is..LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Pick-Up Lines, Puns, and More
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    I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

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