Peter Parker was completely fine with small-time crime and simple muggings and robberies, but then the infamous Deadpool had to come along and mess everything up. Between the constant flirtatious barrage Wade Wilson was giving him as both Spider-Man and Peter Parker, he's not quite sure what to do with himself. Or the...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
