The Embarrassing and Somewhat Tragic Life of Andrew Lange
Hi. my name is Andrew Lange. I am seventeen and my entire life is an idiot. A boring idiot if I might add. Actually, no, picture this: a big, giant blob. It's all like, blubbery and blobby and has weird lumps. It's probably moving in a really disturbing way, not to mention it smells bad, Like really bad. Like the badd...