Historical Figures x Reader

So basically this is a book with a bunch of reader inserts of random historical figures from Ivan the Terrible to King George III and Christopher Columbus to Julius Caesar. Please take this as a joke, I did this because I got bored and I thought it would be funny. (COMPLETED AND WILL NOT BE TAKING ANYMORE REQUESTS)

EXPOSED: An Anthology

A compilation of erotic stories, Exposed features mature content and is meant for readers 18+ It may contain certain triggers, READERS BE ADVISED Cover art: photo found through Google; editing by me.

everything to know about dariy products (wich i highly dislike:)

dairy is evil. don't consume/buy it. it will lead to mass extinction. butter is fine, by all needs use butter as lubricant and/or consumption