Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Falcon Claw Academy Season 1: Hold Me Tight

Highest ranking: #30 in Aarmau It's been a year since Aphmau was away from Aaron, she wasn't talking to him or texting him. Her senior year was a wreck. But when she moved to Falcon Claw University, she saw the only thing she missed the most... The person she loved the most.... Aaron Lycan

I'm In Love With A Clown (Pennywise X reader)

He is the thing you were most afraid of... But he showed you mercy, and you keep finding yourself coming back to him everyday. (Pfft, yes I know that Pennywise is old... But I do understand that for some people, they love Pennywise and X readers. So here you go! Enjoy!)

Surprise, bitch! [pennywise x reader]

DISCONTINUED He's been watching you for months now, never had the chance to get his clawed hands on you. Now he does. "Surprise, bitch!" Discord - https://discord.gg/wFHS6hB [2017 new IT based fanfiction. Pennywise x reader. Not much romance, Pennywise is depicted as the demon, evil spirit he is. Long, detailed story...

Mystreet Lemons

Lemon

MCD/MYSTREET LEMONS

Ok look if you are mature enough then read this and if not well then do what I do and read it.

MCD lemons/Drabbles

⚠ WARNING ⚠ THIS BOOK MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR. MY BOOK WAS MADE WHEN I WAS 10 AND I SUCKED AT WRITING. THIS BOOK IS BASICALLY JUST MY DRABBLES NOW. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!! Honestly The Fuck Is This ???

Aphmau Lemons

Book full of lemons. Hope you enjoy!

Minecraft lemons 🍋

A whole book about lemons 🍋 well count me in! I use to have a old account called cartoongirlx but I switch due to stress😅 I won't over do it this time but This book has a age restriction 18+ but I'm not even 18 so as long as you know how you where made then I'm fine with you reading my lemon book! Enjoy the book...

Aarmau Lemon

Okay..just a reminder, this book is R-rated, which means that it has sexual parts, viewer's discretion is advised

Simply...Aarmau And Other Ships (On Hold)

Hehehe.....Srry but no spoilers. Don't worry I'll be posting quite often.

Aphmau Lemons (Completed)

he he he he he he he he he he -W.A.R.N.I.N.G- This Book Is 100% Troll

Zane X Reader - His Frozen Heart

I am soo excited!!! You're Aaron's little sister, who can melt a frozen heart. |Frozzzeeenn| You and Zane will go through troubles, peace, drama, and maybe.., something more... See what I mean in this "Zane X Reader; His Frozen Heart". Also, each chapter will be about 1,000 words long. I will put how many words there...

MCD LEMONS (Taking Request)

Lemons

Aphmau LEMONS

This is my first lemon so don't have high expectations.

Aphmau highschool, YouTube secret

Aphmau is the most bullied in school she was bullied, teased but she has a secret, she has a YouTube Chanel and has 50,000,000 subs (not real) no one knows her face cause she doesn't give facecam she uses the name Jess or Jessica.

Remembering You (Travlyn)

For Katelyn. For Katelyn. For Katelyn...who's Katelyn? Why does my hear hurt? Why...why can't I remember?

Aphmaus Job {COMPLETED}

FIRST OFF I DONT OWN THESE CHARTERS or the places Aphmau has been working at fnaf even after her sister committed suicied she still wanted to fine her nephew But well her friends find out Will they make her quit her job Well Andy and the other children ever be free? Goal 7.5K reads 200 votes

Enemies To Lovers | An Aarmau Fanfiction

Part 1 (Modern): When it seems like they are never going to get along. A spark comes between them that changes there lives. But when troubles come they need to learn how to stay positive. Part 2 (Medieval): Aphmau is a princess of Pheonix Drop. Her father was killed in the War of O'khasis. Her mother decides to give...

Travlyn//Never Alone//

After that big kiss, me and Travis...well. Me and Jeffory stopped talking. I've changed and he's the reason. I know now that I will never be alone... Thanks to Travis. Art belongs to artist on Instagram. I think it's @mcdtrash

"From Hate, To Love" || Travlyn [Completed]

[Completed]well who would have thought that Katelyn, the one who always shot down love In every/ and any way possible; Fell in love with Travis, The perverted, Cassanova. Or will those feelings still be interrupted by the ones for Jeffory, a former lover? Guess you'll have to read and find outXD -MyStreet- TRAVLYN...