Joker One Shots

A collection of short stories regarding the Joker. Warning: smut, violence, language.

tears of an angel jokerxharley

harley and the joker are excited at the prospect of bringing a child into their dysfunctional world. an heir to their underworld throne. but when tragedy strikes they both struggle to deal with the aftermath of a catastrophe they themselves did not create. based on an instagram video story series. {warning! dark theme...

To Live a Carefree Life

'Xu-er what do you want from your husband?' 'He should pamper and love me!' 'Min-er what do you want from your husband?' '...Respect, admiration and money' 'And you' she said softly 'Hua, what do you want from your husband? ' 'Some pretty flowers, a bit of laughter and a carefree life would be enough,' she said as...

The General's Mask

I seriously felt like I was about to kick the bucket because of some mysterious sickness. But guess what? I snapped awake to find myself in this weird place, in some dude's body. A man? Seriously? I held my breath and... and I felt something weird on my chest. "Huh? Is this... bondage? What the heck?" Then, out of now...

The Deadly Wolf's Talented Blossom

Three and a half years have passed since the wolf confessed to his blossom. Sakura has been training hard.. Kakashi lazing around the underground. All of team 7 becoming stronger and stronger. Everything was calm, no fear or screams during the night, no blood was spilt. No deaths were caused. But even peace comes to a...

Cherry Blossom Flames

A seven year old amnesiac awoke in a stream, being rescued by two brothers. MadaraxSakura

A Girl for Jack

(Warning: Rated R) "Joker could feel his darkness ease away and leaned in to kiss her. He could feel her breathing quicken the closer his face got to hers. Mary tried to stop him, "Wait.. What..?" Joker placed a finger to her lips, "Shhh.. Sweetness.. I would never hurt you" Being a good girl was never easy for Mary...

Anything But Worthless [Akakstuki no Yona Fanfic]

Ji-Na, the name held nothing but hate. She wasn't meant to be born. She should've been a he. The queen was meant to bare a male heir and instead, they were given another princess. "I don't really care for battles. It is nothing more than proof that this world can be so unbelievably disgusting. It hides the beauty of...

Dash Of Deadly » Suicide Squad

"We're bad guys. It's what we do." Highest Rank: #7

The Jinchuriki Hanyou

Deep within the woods just beyond Konohagakure lives a race of beasts. Demons known as Jinchuriki that many of the villagers within the leaf consider only to be a myth and legend. But these creatures actually do exist as Team Seven meets and rescues a Jinchuriki Hanyou named Naruto A Naruto fanfiction story Pairings...

A Dash of Demise

In the kingdom of Vanderdash, there is no more feared warriors than that of the Scarlet Guard. Protectors of the royal family, skilled assassins trained since childhood, They follow the crown, they enforce the crown. To many, the group cloaked in red is a greater symbol of the royal family's power than the kings crown...

Cherry Blossom Alternative

Sakura Haruno is given the mission of protecting Asura and Indra's reincarnations; Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha. AU

wanderess ; barry allen

she was quite fond of the idea that if she ever wandered too far from home, he would be there to bring her back every time. [ season 1: complete ] © poetsdameron 2015-2016 #614 in Fanfiction | 1-20-16

Insane

Dr. Lucille Heartfilia wasn't always insane. But then again, being kidnapped and getting tortured really changes a girl. Enough to make her go insane and start a life of crime. But every good thing (according to Lucy) has to end. For her, it ended when the police busted her right as she was about to make the deal of a...

Falling for a Psycho(The joker )

Eva Wayne is Bruce Waynes daughter. And being batmans daughter means she has a lot to live up for attending every one of her dad's party's, training to continue the bat legacy , and possibly continuing wayne enterprise one day. But she just might be throwing it all away when she gets kidnapped and catches The jokers...

Pumpkin~ suicide squad fanfic

"But why these guys, Uhm deadshot?" "He never misses a shot, one of the most sought after hitmen in the world" "Harley Quinn?" "Joker's sidekick, also a total wild card" "Killer croc?" "Eats people" "El Diablo?" "Has fire abilities" "Yes but what about this girl, pumpkin? It says she has the mind of a 5 year old what...

Heart on Fire (El Diablo x Reader)

Let's pretend Mr. Fire Pants didn't die. (Y/n) was never the one to chase bad guys, or anyone with any criminal past. Yet here they are standing in front of a tattooed man with a bit of a heated past. Well here is yet another x reader but this time with El Diablo, (I thought he'd be good for a Fanfiction)

My Deceitful Melody

Bai Li is the beautiful, pampered yet surprisingly grounded maidservant of the rich lord of the Xi province. One day as she was relaxing in the shade she was kidnapped by some slave dealer hoping to make a coin or two. She is sold into the noble household of Ling to serve the young mistress Fei Ling. Through a seri...

The sun and moon (el diablo fanfic)

Jinx is a girl who has powers of night, she and other jail birds are sent on a suicide mission to play heroes for a day. What can possibly go wrong when some of the worst criminals are now entrusted with our safety. Well, now that I'm saying out loud, this does sound like a bad Idea. Disclaimer: this book is a fan fi...

The Present

What happens when Joker gives his right-hand man what he thinks is the perfect present? How will Jonny protect himself and his present to keep them both safe from the wrath of his boss? What happens when Jonny lets his feelings get involved in his work?

Suicide Squad: His Queens

Martha Wayne is not exactly the perfect daughter that Bruce was hoping for. Her life had been one big downward spiral ever since he mother walked out on them. Then there was the incident that fully changed her life. She feels like her life is over. That is u til she is locked away in Arkham Asylum were she makes some...

He's not that funny

Mona stopped chugging and nudged me ''Uh excuse me babe... but you do realise you have just caught the attention of Mistah J'' she said looking a little frightened. ''Who?'' I replied. She gave me a death glare ''Who?! bloody who? The Joker, the guy who owns this very club, who owns Gotham city, the guy who probably o...

Will You Be My Daddy? ~Joker Fanfiction~

What would happen if the Joker turned a four year old girl into a loyal and merciless killer? Joker meets a little girl on the street and she asks if he will be her daddy. He quickly dreams up a scheme to cause chaos with the little ragamuffin. However, despite his attempts to make the girl the perfect murderer, she i...

TCN: Mei Gongqing

Mei Gongqing (The Bewitching Courtier) by Lin Jiacheng This translation belongs to hamster428. 208 chapters; 38 bonus chapters This is a 'rebirth' story where Chen Rong, the heroine, finds her second chance at life after burning herself to death. Set in the Eastern Jin era when bureaucrats and their lofty yet equally...

I Married A Ninja Vampire?! (Completed.)

Chizuru is a normal village girl, she was just doing her everyday chores until her village is raided and attacked by ninjas. Being kidnapped she is forced to marry the arrogant, handsome and sadistic leader of the ninja clan...Kazuma. But worst of all he's a vampire! Will chizuru escape? Or will she turn into a monste...

The Legendary Sakura Haruno

On her latest heist of "relocating" an ancient scroll, Sakura Haruno, world class thief gets sucked into a dimension that is so not the 21st century she is used to. There she meets a bunch of fools claiming she is their missing teammate. Crazy right?

Rebirth of Eldest Daughter Ruin Concubine

DISCLAIMER This Story is Not a Work Of Mine This is Chinese Translate Novel All Credits rightfully belong to the Author Author : 千山茶客 (Qian San Cha Ke) Title : 重生之嫡女祸妃 (Chóngshēng zhī dí nǚ huò fēi) Translator : MidniteDream Raw : http://www.quanben.io/n/chongshengzhidinuhuofei ******************** - This story tra...

The Legendary Female Strategist

Eight years after the Great War, the world is now ruled by four kingdoms. On the surface, there is peace and prosperity. However, nothing is ever what it really seems. Each Emperor seeks power. Each ruler is searching for the key to winning over the others. Each one is looking for the unknown legendary strategist. Oh...

Counterattack Of The Waste Miss

The young Miss of Feng family is well known for being a waste. But suddenly she changed... Hmph. Waste? Oh please! This girl has the honour of being the most unique existence in the world. No one can compare to this lady! A certain Lord : As you say, my wife.

Liam Drelavine : No Regrets!

Liam Drelavine lived her life to the fullest. She went to high school with flying colors. She graduated college as a summa cum laude. She was hired at the biggest company in the country. She worked and promoted as the CEO. She got beauty, brain, wealth, and fame. What else she could wish for in her life? She was happy...