Grasping At Straws

Trapped and with rain water rapidly rising about him, Dec was very quickly running out of time while his rescuers were running out of options.

On his own

Dec gets a much needed visitor after completing his first live BGT show without Ant.

Let Rest Your Weary Head

All Dec wanted was to spend the day in bed. Unfortunately; Rocky, work, and that horrible headache he woke up with all have other ideas......

Sick Day

Ant hasn't heard from or seen Dec for three days, and he's starting to get worried. What he finds when he finally goes to his friend's house, however, more than explains everything. Sick-fic.

Ornithophobia

It's during a break when filming scenes for Byker Grove when Ant first discovers Dec's fear of birds.....

Five Little Words

It's another series of Saturday Night Takeaway, and another round of Ant vs Dec. The challenge this week? An obstacle course ending with a terrifying zip wire. But what happens when something goes horribly wrong?

The Chronicles of Medic Bob

A series of mostly unconnected tales starring everyone's favourite Aussie medic, Medic Bob. Follow his adventures as he deals with everything from minor cuts to serious illnesses. Or: a series of stories where the author puts the boys through hell and then uses Medic Bob to come to the rescue.

Merry Christmas!

Ant and Dec run into a bit of car trouble on Christmas Eve - thank goodness they have each other!

Stranger Danger

Walking alone after dark in the park isn't always the wisest thing to do.

April Fools?

When an episode of Saturday Night Takeaway happens to fall on April 1st, the audience was expecting there to be a few hi-jinks between the boys. They weren't expecting one to pass out right in the middle of the show. At first, no one believes that it's for real - not even Ant, who remembers Dec's little stunt on SM:T...

Cyclonic Chaos

"It's 10 minutes of our life, what's the worst that can happen?" - Declan Donnelly, Celebrity Cyclone 2011. If this story that they tell later is anything to go by, a lot can happen during the boys' run of the cyclone for Text Santa.

Blackmail

Declan Donnelly, I know your little secret. And you're gonna pay me. A LOT. OR Dec gets mail that could ruin his life and his career. Ant/Dec pairing 100% fiction English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry for the mistakes in the text.

Cuddly patient

Dec isn't feeling very good. Ant looks after him.

A Walk In the Park

How difficult can it be to walk two dogs in the park at the same time? Apparently, Dec is going to find out...the hard way.

Nightmare

Dec experiences his first proper nighmare and gets quite scared. Luckily Ant is there to make sure he sleeps alright afterwards.

Oh...Decky...What Have You Done Now? (Ant & Dec fanfiction)

Yes, it was a well known fact that Dec and blood didn't usually mix very well. He could handle seeing someone else's blood but the sight of his own...that was the rub.

Along Comes a Spider

Even the most well planned day of filming can be thrown into complete chaos when creepy crawlies come out to play.

Mechanically Deficient

Declan is once again reminded that he didn't inherit his dad's mechanical abilities. It's a good thing he has a brother who did.

It's Getting Hot In Here

Everyone knew how to remain cool during an uncommon Australian heatwave but that didn't mean everyone was able to remain cool.

Teenage Kicks

One minute Dec is walking into his kitchen and the next he's waking up bound hand and foot in his lounge, watching two teenagers ransacking his home. It's going to be a long night.

That's a Childhood Disease...Right?

All along, he had thought he was immune but the itchy, red spots say differently.

Out On a Limb

Once again, Declan is finding out that a walk in the park is anything but...a walk in the park.

I'm Stuck On You

Dec has had more than his fair share of injuries in Australia in the last few years. A new season of I'm a Celebrity is in the works and he's promised himself that he's going to avoid having to go to the on site medical clinic...but as everyone knows...there's always a but when it comes to Declan Donnelly.

Migraine

It's the latest round of BGT auditions, but something's off with Dec.....

The First Time

Flashback to I'm a Celebrity, 2006. Exhaustion and stress is beginning to take its toll on our boys; one more-so than the other. Or: it's the first time Dec gets hit with a migraine, and neither of the boys really knows what to do.

Height Terrors

The challenge had ended, but that didn't mean it was over. Set after the Flagpole Challenge in S10E01 of Saturday Night Takeaway.

Fang Marks

An unwanted intruder wanders into the tree house set, and while everyone remains on the look-out, you never know what lurks underneath the bushes...... Based on a real incident, with some creative liberties taken.

Epistaxis

Ant has (accidentally) been the source of injury for Dec a few times over the years: surely the latest series of I'm a Celebrity will be an incident-free run? Well, let's just say; whenever a gag involves the boys and fake punches, it's bound to go horribly wrong.....

Fireball

The smoke was getting thicker, the air getting hotter, the urgency to escape was increasing with every passing second. But there was one small problem: Ant was alone, and Dec was nowhere to be seen.....

The Dangers of Playing Rugby (with Ant)

I blame Kathryn for this idea...... While filming the latest Suzuki Surprise, Ant's having a little too much fun throwing the ball, and eventually, it all goes horribly wrong......whump fic.