I wanna be your lover, man || Tucker Carlson X Sean Hannity || (fluff & angst)
** disclaimer ** ALSO THIS IS ALL A JOKE I JUST THOUGHT ID BE FUNNY these characters arent copyrighted nor is the work I've written subject to copyright therefore this is 100% legal. now onto the summary. sean wasnt always broken, but since his divorce he had been falling apart. tucker just had the place to himself...