❝Are your hands feeling heavy? Cause I can hold them for you.❞ ❝Is your head feeling heavy? Cause I can chop it off for you.❞ The story of a boy who tries to win a girl's heart with cheesy pick up lines and a girl who honestly couldn't care less, told through a series o...
He's a cold, calculating businessman in desperate need of an assistant. She's a struggling actress, wearing a terrible disguise who lied on her CV and got the job. Only problem... she's the world's worst assistant and her boss is very demanding.
Anna never expected to be a thousand feet in the air on a stolen airplane. But then again, she never expected to be kidnapped by a gang leader, appointed as an official spy, get held at gunpoint and shoot a guy two times in the face. She definitely did not sign up to break into Walmart at three a.m, steal fifty boxes...
Cara Daniels has always hated attention. Presentations make her nauseous, talking to waiters make her anxious, and talking to boys has never been an option in her life. But one fated day, she meets Reece. Reece who isn't bothered by her introversion, leading Cara to believe that maybe there's someone who can accept he...
❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.