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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Flightsuit Vector X reader

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

ShrekFingers: Salad Fingers x Shrek Fanfiction

Shrek is excited to meet another ogre when he sees salad fingers only to learn he isn't an ogre. but what is he? Can Shrek bring himself to understand salad finger's feelings to get himself out of this pit of loneliness? Find out in the slightly soul crushing adventure! Inspired by the famously underated Otp! Also i...

Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

~Muscular Elmo x reader~

An extraordinary tale

That Vegan Teacher X Reader

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

Kermit x reader

hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

Garlic bread x reader

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump)

~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?

Elmo X Kermit

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

Shrek is love, and Shrek is life.

Shrek X Bread

I'm sorry

Spongebob X Reader

this is just a joke haha It will be a full fanfiction but this just shows that people make fanfics of everyone in everything the sequel to this will be paper x reader

SpongeBob X Reader 2 (The sequel)

The sequel to my previous story 'SpongeBob X Reader'. RATED C (CRINGEY) XD Yes, this story is intentionally cringy solely for your entertainment. No hate please :)

SpongeBob X Reader

An adorable and touching short created by spongebobbiggestfan staring the one and only SpongeBob Squarepants. In this Fanfiction you will actually experience how a relationship with a certain yellow porous sea sponge would be like. ~ Spongebobbiggestfan (Update 3 years later: I cringed so hard at that description! Wel...