Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people's homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it. However, there is one place and one...
❝Everyone has flaws. You me, Michael and Ashton - we're all just a club of misfits.❞ A club for those who need a friend created by two best friends.
BangableAsh: I'm a heterosexual male, i don't want to see ur dick HemmoAddict: maybe you can be... HemmoAddict: hemmosexual. BangableAsh: bro
"What if I have a tiny crush on a guy who doesn't even know I exist? How do I get his attention?" Ashton finally gets it, but not in a way he thought he'd get it. WARNING: Anorexia, One Direction Other pairing(s): Larry, Malum Cover: kaitlin_ida_maree Dom!Luke © 2014 iCheeseYou
Ashton was gay. His crush the most popular kid in school, Luke hemmings, was straight and probably didn't like him. Ashton was tired of crying and Luke finds a way to fix him. Things change majorly between them as Luke keeps secrets.
"you named your son after a band" "you named your daughter after a fruit" "touché"
(See very last chapter) After being locked out of his own apartment by his dog, a kind stranger keeps him company while he waits for the replacement key.
"Let's show them that we can be the same as any heterosexual couple." He grinned. "But how?" "Get a piece of paper and a pen." He paused, flashing his perfect white teeth. "Lets be Cliché." cover by quantum-fags
