My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh...
Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your...
"Who are you?" she asked "Your Savior" he replied ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A depressed girl A unknown boy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Maybe being saved has a unexpected price to be paid ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All rights reserved®
Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...
Being in the army was difficult, to begin with. Being an army medic and surgeon was even harder. Being the only human where I am stationed is probably the hardest thing in the world. Most of the people there didn't like me because I was human. The werewolf, vampires, witches, and warlocks didn't take me seriously at a...
Ashton Drew. Basketball captain and most popular and good-looking guy from school. Everyone wanted to be friends with him and all the girls wanted to be with him. They all threw themselves at him and he shamelessly used them until he got bored. Ashton Drew got bored really fast and so the inevitable happened: two girl...