Funny Dirty Jokes
This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes
This book is for all those dirty people out there who like dirty jokes. Filled with some of the most dirty yet funny jokes
Hello there! Nice to see you here. In this 'book' I will give you a couple of quotes I like , because yeah.. I'm addicted to them! Most of them will be written in English , but there will be a couple of them in Dutch ( if so I will give you a translation ). These quotes will be about love , eventually depression , li...
Newly edited/amended chapters are all up! When Katie agrees to accompany her best friend Mel to a Harry Styles concert, she has no idea how much her life is about to change. Fighting her own insecurities and health issues, Katie must try and navigate the strange new world she finds herself thrown in to as people and e...
Amelia Duchannes, a 17 year old teen who is anything but normal. The day She was born she was put on the footsteps of an orphanage in a small town in Georgia.. As she started getting older Lena started to notice she was different. Amelia could do things that other kids at the orphanage could not do, like read minds a...
The Cullen's leave, and Bella becomes a werecat a few weeks later. What happens when the Cullen's come back and Bella imprints on Alice? And what's going on with Jasper and Edward? The Twilight Saga is the property of Stephanie Meyer, I only take credit for my idea's.
What happens when the princesses you know and love never get their happily ever after?
You live in a world where Disney is magical and special where there is always a happily ever after. But what if they never got a happily ever after?
"I'm not like Cinderella, I don't need saving." 《《《》》》 Cinderella Cullen aka Cindy Queen was practically raised by the Cullen Family, since she was a child she was mostly around Emmett Cullen & Rosalie Hale. Cinderella is the adoptive daughter to Emmett Cullen & Rosalie Hale, and the only other human in the family oth...
When Bella had Renesmee, there was another child. Alexa. She was smaller, yet a bit more beautiful. What happens to her? Read to find out.
My name is Sharna Cullen but I rarely use the name. Apparently the last name is my father's last name. My mother was pregnant with me when she figured out that I wasn't human. I was growing to fast. But she still loved me. I ended up killing her when she gave birth to me. After that I travelled until I reached Forks...
"I'll never wear your broken crown I took the road and I fucked it all away Now in this twilight, how dare you speak of grace" Jacob Black/OC Fanfiction [New Moon]
Abigail thought she would have a normal life, well as normal as a vampire life could be but that all changed when her when family moved to forks once again and met one clumsy girl named Bella Swan {COMPLETED}
What happens if when Bella saved Edward in Italy she finds out the truth about her actual mate? What happens if its not Edward that she was suppose to be with for the rest of her life? What happens if is Caius one of the head Volturi is her actual mate? Will they both accept their love for each other? Or would they wo...
Instead of going along with Bella's choice, what if Edward had taken action against the child growing inside her? Story is not for the faint-hearted, and DOES NOT end with a happy ending.
This is the story of a girl named Riley Swan, she is the famous character Bella Swan's younger half sister. I hope that you will enjoy reading her story. Originally by ginny wire (AnimalLoverExtream). On Quotev as well
After becoming a new type of Vampire, Rosalie abandons Emmett, and the rest of her family with an original vampire named Klaus. Emmett needs a change, so they move to a city in Georgia. Will he find solice, or will he continue to spiral into the depths of his own depression? Lucas Everitt is a sixteen year old guy, wh...
I hate Edward Cullen. He hates me. I'm a werewolf. He's a vampire. I love his family. He hates the pack. Where did that piano come out from?
After a recent wedding for her mother, Maddy finds herself moving to Forks, Washington with her little sister and the happy newly-weds. She's not happy about this decision, nor is she happy about her new step sister Claire who seems to have it out for her. She misses her father and boyfriend who are still back in Penn...
*SEQUEL IS NOW OPEN* When Lacy goes for a walk during the evening, she doesn't expect to be kidnapped by five guys, guys that aren't normal. These guys are a coven called One Direction. They aren't normal, like Lacy. These four British boys and one Irish lad are vampires, monsters that lurk in the dark, searching for...
Rachel, a freshman in highschool and her single mother have shifted into the Kent Mansion, posession and teenage stress lead to continuous horrendous events. Is survival possible?
Warning: Read at your own risk! Not all of them are scary, but I just put them there anyway. Most of them are scary, so I suggest reading this a night, with all your light off. 😈
[COMPLETED] (BOOK I IN THE DREAM SERIES) Dani Deleon has a problem. With a single touch, she can see people's nightmares. When she starts to see the nightmares of a sadistic serial killer known as The Maestro...everyone around her becomes a possible suspect. With the help of Detective Jax Michaels, will Dani be abl...
Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56
"Im also proposing a deal." "What kind of deal?" "A relationship kind of deal." ........................... Aubrey is a 17 year old girl who has a hell of a good life. But she would never, ever be associated with Shawn Mendes, her schools bad boy. But when they end up at the same party, they start talking, and things...
"Hey, Rose. If you go in your room by yourself, in the dark, the monsters will come get you." Lilia blurts, smiling like a witch. "Why did you tell me that? Now I'm freaked in my own dang house." "Then go to Taehyung and he can protect you if any killer comes and wants to stab you to death." Jimin says and points to...
"Who are you sending Nudes to?" my best friend Louis asked me. "I don't know." I told him. The truth is I really don't know who I've been sending nudes to. "Are you crazy or something? This could be some type of perv who trying to get in your pants" "He isn't.I just know he isn't. At least I hope he isn't." "So do...
in which Micah falls for her best friend. accomplishments: completed | ✓ 500,000+ reads | ✓ 2,000+ votes | ✓ Ranking | ✓ #18 in FanFiction | ✓ thank you for your support I couldn't have done it without you, I'm forever grateful
"You were merely the dolls on strings...the...show. Unlike any other show, you didn't rehearse, oh no no no. You see you are puppets, you are controlled by strings. And those strings my dear sweet Adriana Styles, are controlled by management. You only have his last name for a year. He doesn't love you honey. He loves...
just some random quotes from random places **the beginning of this book is awful, i'm sorry but it get's better** **actually no it doesn't this whole book sucks, gotta blast!**
Who would've thought vampires existed? When they reveal themselves in the year 2137 the war breaks out. All the vampires want is freedom but the humans are too scared to give that to them. When a creature of the night falls for a simple human what happens? Will he able to control his supernatural powers around her? Wi...