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  • The Lightning Fic (Phan Crack Fic)
    80 1 1

    "Give a description of your story"? Lightning bestiality foursomes. That's the only description you need tbh.

  • The Jelly Fic (PHAN)
    3.7K 78 2

  • The Freedom Fic(phan)
    2.7K 103 1

    Dan and Phil were drinking tea and playing Mario cart when they noticed an American flag in their kitchen.......

  • The Cupcake Fic
    30.2K 542 5

    When Dan and Phil bake a batch of cupcakes, Dan has other plans than just eating them

  • the mushroom fic
    22.7K 769 2

    dont reed if ur unda eiteeyn

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  • The Cheese Fic
    859 34 2

    In honor of that "Cheese on body smut" Dan made up today, December 7, 2017, on the "Truth Bombs #2" video. READER REVIEWS: "I only read it as a joke I swear no cheesmo" ~ @pipships "Well. I'm now a changed person......... I don't know how I got here. I just know that I did. Now I'm here. I've read it. I'm never look...

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  • The Lightsaber Fic
    470 16 3

    Y'all gonna flip yer crap when you find out the origin behind why I came up with this. Based off Star Wars premiere from December 12, 2017

  • The Fedora Fic
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    I blame CrankThatFrank for this.

  • The Lion Fic
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  • The Phone Fic
    422 9 4

    Dan finds Phils phone lying around one night and decides to have a little fun except not everything goes as expected when the cameras off...

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  • The Salty Spitoon Fic (Phan Crack)
    254 6 2

    If you're into smut, crack, Spongebob, and/or Phan, you've come to the right place. READER REVIEWS: "Ok I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy this phanfic tho" ~ Kitchensincc "This is the content I signed up for" ~ @geoff- "I'm actually gonna puke." ~twentyonesodas (I dARE YALL TO TWEET THIS AT THEM.) (Completed Jan...

  • The Taco Fic | Phan
    96 12 1

    It all began with a taco... ;) WARNING: Disturbing content. (Read, if you dare).

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