Another USUK story:: My Farmer Boy

Cardverse! Omegaverse! Farmer boy and Alpha, Alfred F. Jones runs into the lost Queen of the Spade Kingdom, and helps him get back to the castle. They meet several more times, their affections blooming, growing brighter and stronger with each meeting. I freaking hate coming up with even the most basic of summaries, bu...

The T a t t o o

"Alfred, I swear to fucking God, if you keep up with that shit I'm going to have that bloody tattoo removed!"

Journeyman

From the red sky of the east, to the sunset in the west. He understood. They had cheated death, and now death was cheating them. Of course, they weren't immortal, and this proved just how mortal they ended up being.

Dude, I saw your nudes online

In which their meeting is a big, big joke.