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101 Funny Jokes and Sayings

101 funny jokes and sayings! A new joke or saying will be added every day until there is 101 jokes and sayings. I don't own any of these, and none of them are meant to offend anyone. If you have a joke or saying that you want featured in the book, comment it and I will dedicate you. Hope you enjoy!!

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Hermione The Death Eater

When Hermione is betrayed by the people she trusts the most she is forced to turn to those who she saw as her biggest enemy. But maybe everyone isn't who they seem to be. What would happen if the Order lost the Gryffindor Princess and the smartest witch of her age. What would change? And who would come out victorious...

I'm No Expert | Bleville

Blaise Zabini is the flirting machine of Slytherin. He gets who he wants when he wants them. That is, until Neville Longbottom. It takes a while for Blaise to understand what he is feeling for him, and when he does he tries his best to use his good looks and charms to his advantage, as always. The only problem is that...

Classic Drarry

An anthology of fanfictions considered "Classic" inside the Drarry fandom, suggest your own favourite! Cover art by @convallaria on Tumblr

Since Last We Spoke -Pansmione fic-

There's not enough pansmione in the world, so here's a fic (incomplete) with them as the center. When the ministry takes hold of all of the wizarding world's magic, the tables turn and Hermione finds herself begging for a job. Enter Pansy Parkinson, a wildly successful businesswoman who feels bad for her old flame a...

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Everlasting Relationship (Snamione)

Sequel to Surprising Relationship. Hermione just finished the first school year without her husband and daughter constantly by her side. She misses them dearly and can't wait for their return. She is invited to the Hogwarts Victory Ball and everything is perfect, or so she thinks.

What is Happening (Drarry)

The school year starts out crazy before Harry even makes it to Hogwarts. On the Hogwarts expressed he catches Draco Malfoy doing an unspeakable thing. More and more things happen involving the Slytherin Prince, Harry has no idea what to do.

The Marriage Law

The war is over, so said the speaker. - Dirty Harry, Gorillaz After the war, the students that didn't finish their 7th year are forced to go back to Hogwarts. Why? The Marriage Law of course! Love you guys! *DISCONTINUED*

Love Built On A Law (A Completed Snamione Fanfiction)

Hermione gets thrown into a forced marriage with no one other than Severus Snape. Of course, she hates it at first. And her friends hate her for it. But she can't help falling in love with him. With him, she feels a lot safer. She took a man who thought he could never be happy again and showed him the light. She loves...

The marriage law

Summary: Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there's a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other as they are forced into an unwanted marriage? Starring: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Harry...

I Love You More Than Before (Drarry)

Now 19 years old and retaking their final year at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry and Draco get closer than anyone could have expected. Hermione and Ron go through some emotional times while Pansy Parkinson and Ginny Weasley find something in common, despite their different beliefs dividing them bef...

linny headcanons

- basically what the title says, sums it up. This ship doesn't get noticed enough on wattpad i noticed so i decided to make a book about them. {a book dedicated to the ship of Luna Lovegood and Ginny Weasley}

The Bet / Drarry, Linny, Pansmione

(DISCONTINUED)When three boys make a bet on future relationships, they are determined to win. But when someone finds out, new relationships are made as new relationships are blooming. But one man wanting money makes everyone's lives more difficult. My main goal is to make this a texting fic BUT there will be written p...

Take my Hand You Bloody Idiot - Drarry

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter strike an uneasy truce after the wizarding war. However it's not long before things get a little too complicated. Harry isn't sure who or what to trust and the fact that he's slowly feeling something that's definitely not hate for his "mortal enemy" certainly isn't helping. (Drarry, bxb...

The Reason Is You boyxboy (edited)

After the battle, Hermione, Ron and Harry, who decided to take a gap, instead of taking their 7th year at Hogwarts, go back along with several students who didn't graduated, due to the destruction of the school. The new year is faced with new challenges, stupidity and mind blowing information the gang never knew abou...

Arranged Love

"Get away from me you filthy git!" I yell at the blonde chasing me down the hall way. "Granger! Don't you run from me!" Malfoy yells behind me, only encouraging me to run faster. ~~~ What will happen when enemies are being forced to marry. Will they become friends? Will they be civil? Will they try to kill each oth...

Fall, And I Will Catch You (A Drarry FanFiction/"Falling" 1 of 3)

A cruel remark about his recent weight gain threatens to push Draco over the edge. Harry however is determined to pick up the pieces and put him back together. Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Eighth Year AU. No smut. Hurt/Comfort. 10K words.

Tomorrow, We Will Shine (A Drarry FanFiction/"Falling" 3 of 3)

Sequel to "Fall, And I Will Catch You" and "Together, We Can Soar". After coming out to the world, Harry and Draco are trying to build their future together, but certain people seem hell bent on tearing them apart. Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Post-Hogwarts AU. Smut. Hurt/Comfort. 19.8K words.

Together, We Can Soar (A Drarry FanFiction/"Falling" 2 of 3)

Sequel to "Fall, And I Will Catch You". Three weeks after they first got together, Harry and Draco are enjoying their relationship in secret. When it is forced into the open though, Harry worries what will happen. Drarry/Harry Potter Fanfiction. Eighth Year AU. Smut. Hurt/Comfort. 10.3K words.

A Second Chance ➤ drarry |COMPLETED|

All Harry could ever dream of was escaping the Dursleys. He wanted to get away from the abuse and neglect. He just wanted real parents to love him. What if his dream comes true? In this story, Harry gets a second chance. His parents return from the dead and are finally with their now fourteen year old boy. Everythin...

Silver Lining ➤ Drarry

Text Fic In which Draco anonymously attempts to help Harry with his abuseful household. Mature mark: graphic themes (abuse, self harm, eating disorders, etc) mature themes. All credit to kittay_cat for plot. Character rights go to JK Rowling. Any pictures (if decided to be used) are from google and will not be mine.

Freedom ➤ drarry |COMPLETED|

Harry's been taken to Malfoy Manor, only to be thrown in the dungeons. He can't save himself, and he has no one to do it for him. Who could he turn to? Who could he trust? WARNINGS- Boyxboy

85 Days ➤ drarry

When Harry's wife and son get in a car accident, Harry turns to Draco for comfort. When he finds out Ginny is in fatal condition, he breaks. What happens when Draco starts developing feelings for Harry? What happens when the person who made Ginny get in the accident is revealed? Was the accident really an accident...

Empty tables ➤ Blaico

In which Draco sits alone every day. At least, until Blaise comes along. WARNINGS: Boyxboy MATURE RATING HAS BEEN PUT ON THIS BOOK, BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF ANY GRAPHIC MATERIAL WILL BE IN THIS. WHEN THE STORY IS COMPLETED, I WILL DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT THE LABEL SHOULD BE KEPT UP

I'm What? ➤ drarry |COMPLETED|

When Draco starts having stomach troubles, the last thing he expects from Madame Pomfrey is a pregnancy test... WARNINGS- •boyxboy •Mpreg