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Gertrude's my name. Gertrude Bambi Goldsmith to be exact. I'm a nerd, I won't deny it. My parents are destitute alcoholics. That's who they are and I know they won't change. I work and bring home the money in this family. I'm 17 years old and I have no idea when my birthday is. All I know is the year in which I was...