Jin's Dad Jokes

❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

monster | namjoon

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

fairytale | yoongi

you lied. weren't we supposed to have a happy ending together?

home | jimin

"i will be your home."

snapchat | hoseok

"what the?" in which hoseok accidentally sent a snap of his nipples to a random girl.

pretty | namjoon

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

math | jungkook

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.

Wrapped | P. JM

"Marry me then you'll have your properties back, Marry me for 12 months then your choice, after 12 months you'll get your properties back" Park Jimin

Because I'm Blind (BTS PJM) [ COMPLETED ]

Y/N has to marry her bully because of her parents company was about to close. So she unwillingly need to married to Park Jimin. Jimin treat Y/N badly behind their parents. He make Y/N became his slave after their marriage. Y/N had to do every chores in the house and often need to see Jimin with his girlfriend, Jina f...

Accidentally on Purpose

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Ellie is Cool Now

Ellie Jenkins is struggling to write a high school TV show, so her boss gives her an ultimatum: go to her ten year reunion or lose her big break forever.. ***** Ellie Jenkins definitely didn't peak in high school. She was an outsider, an invisible g...

Dorm Room 210 [Original]

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as...

Funny Comebacks and Insults

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

TEEN SARCASM BOOK

ARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE!  THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JOKES, SHORT STORIES,RELATABLES,COMEBACKS,TEEN SARCASM,FUNNY MOMENTS,YO...

1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

!!COMPLETED!! BOOK 4 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Funny text conversations

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Wanna laugh then you've come to the right place!! funny text conversations.

A Change of Heart

[Wattpad Picks: Up And Coming, June 2018] [Design Wizard's list of the world's 50 Best Wattpad Stories of 2018] Protected by a powerful magical shield called the Aegis, Athens in 1490 is a bubble of paradise amid a world collapsing from the Plague's assault. When the Aegis itself begins to fail, four young mages fro...

Last Flight to L.A.

***THIS STORY WILL BECOME FREE ON JULY 15t!*** Kelsey Harris, a young chef moving to LA, struggles with work, the glamour of the hollywood scene, and a new romance with mega-celebrity Ethan Glenn. ***** Kelsey Harris is heading to LA to begin her ne...

Crash Into Me | ✓

[BEING PUBLISHED BY FRAYED PAGES X WATTPAD BOOKS IN 2026] [WATTYS 2018 WINNER - THE HEARTBREAKERS] They say "the cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea..." Natalie doesn't believe it. In fact, Natalie doesn't believe in much. Not until Brooklyn gives her something to believe in. [extended summary i...

Hired To Love

Henley agrees to pretend to date millionaire Bennett Calloway for a fee, falling in love as she wonders - how is he involved in her brother's false conviction? ****** Henley Linden's brother is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, and she'll take any job to raise the money needed to free him. Soon, she's agreed to pr...

wi-fi password | yoongi

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

HIS BEAUTIFUL SECRET (completed)

***COMPLETED*** Sky's home life was a little piece of hell on earth. She often had to fight past the pain, but she always found a way to become stronger. When Jake came into her life, he changed everything. She knew from the start that theirs would not be a fairytale romance. They came from two different worlds but co...

You're So Annoying ✔️

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep."...

Playboy | pjm ✓

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY ❝She's just a nerd, that's all...❞ A simple class project which brought a playboy and a nerd into a romance and hate situation. However, when the new student Chanyeol comes into the picture, how will Y/N be able to handle being in between two when she's never even had a friend? If you like t...

COME TO ME | PJM

The story of a man who abandons his wife and son to be with his mistress in a foreign country. He spends four years living a life of luxury, free from the responsibilities of his family. However, his world is turned upside down when he receives news that his son has fallen ill with a rare and life-threatening illness...

The girl beneath the bruises

Ashley is basically the Queen of Nerds at her stereo-type filled high school, and being abused at home doesn't really help. But what happens when the most popular boy at school sees her bruises? ______________ "Here let me help." It was Jason. He was in the girls bathroom, the girls bathroom. "That's ok." I mumbled tu...

KPOP || FanChants

{highest 3rd in #fanchants !☘️} . Learn IT! Live IT! Love IT! IT = KPOP!💕 . You use fanchants when you are in a concert! Or any where 😂 for example me when watching a live performance on tv and my parents be like "Why you shouting?" and I'm like "Cause they are murdering me!" 😂💯 Wanna learn? . P.S. Fanchant = Che...

Naughty Feelings [smut]

jungkook ff [18+]👅 24th November 2017 #96 in fan fiction🌟 2nd may 2018 #63 in Fan fiction👑 18th August 2018 #67 in kpop🙏🏼

°Every Nerd Needs A Revenge°

" I'd Rather To Love Myself.Than To Love A Person Who Can't Loved Me"