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My Deal With The Devil

"How about we make a deal?" He says peeling the knife out my hand. "Im not making a deal with the devil" I say shaking my head as I push him off me. "But babe you can call me Satan" he grins. Contains strong language! Some sexual scenes And extreme bitchiness Let's not forget the sass. Hope you enjoy This st...

After Humanity

* 2017 WATTY WINNER!* Blurb: Humans are at the top of the food chain and always have been. But what if they weren't? What if another took our place and decided to raise and exploit us as we have every other animal on earth? Welcome to a world after humanity... No one is exactly certain where the sibla came from. S...

Storm and Silence

"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to f...

Storm and Silence (FANFIC)

This fanfic is written by yours truly, with some plot parts made by Daisy! (@GreyDaisy). Support also given by Jennifer (@amuse-me), Cindy (@shadowhuntercindy), Kasey (@little_koko) and Sam (@cakesandstars)! ENJOY!!! cx First part takes place after chapter 94. Spin-off I guess you could say. Second part takes place...

THE CROOKED KINGDOM

A war is coming and the crooked kingdom is in danger. It's up to the crooked queen to save the darkness from going into the light.

Six of Crows AU

Join the whole crew, villains and all, in a story about them if they went to high school in the modern world! Of course, the places they live will be called the same and the languages and such, but it will be in our world! (Of course with Kanej, Wesper, and Mattina). Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters s...

Whoa.. Wait, What?!! (HIATUS)

ON HIATUS TILL FURTHER NOTICE Hi, My name is Gabriella Jackson. You can call me Gabby or Ella, whatever you please. The least I can say about my life is that IT IS CRAZY. let's see Popular elder brother+ two evil little brothers+ a nerdy sweet sister+ a hormonal best friend+ a bad ass best friend+ slightly mad par...