❝of no broken bones or false bodies❞ in emmanuel's opinion, whoever made up the term "REST IN PEACE" should go die again because that is the one thing the dead can't do. while emmanuel is completely disregarded in the living world, he's a celebrity icon among the dead for being able to see and interact them. constant...
"One day, I'm gonna save your ass and you're probably gonna wanna make out with me." Lizzy was getting really sick of being hit on by Richie Tozier, but then again a weird annoying horny preteen boy was nothing compared to a shape shifting inter dimensional being that fed on the souls of humans and loved the taste of...
Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?
"You've reached Westerden Ski Lodge, how may I be of assistance?" "Hey, can I rent some snow boots and skis? Maybe even a girlfriend, if you've got any in stock." "Awesome, do you want to order a life along with that? The gift wrapping's free of charge." "I'll take what I can get." ...
"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." ...
