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  • The Nutella Fic(Phan Smut)
    27K 276 5

    "Bend over" "But Dan..." "We'll edit this part out"

    Completed   Mature
  • The Drill Fic
    1.9K 26 1

    Completed  
  • The Paper Fic
    348 4 1

    Phan for life (Smut warning)

  • The Fist Fic • Peterick
    3.5K 109 1

    i am going to hell for this

    Completed  
  • THE SPIDER FIC (phan crackfic) : cowritten by @sdmccormick and mE
    2.8K 59 1

    Dan and Phil go on a date in the forest late on evening when Phil starts acting a bit strange and tests his new skills on his boyfriend, Dan. (inspired by The Hat Fic and The Cherry Fic) Ages 7+

    Completed  
  • The Lion Fic
    7.3K 167 2

  • the minion fic (phan)
    713 9 1

    dan finally meets a minion....and it gets FRISKY

  • The Tree Fic
    2.5K 37 4

    Dan is a very bad boy. All bad boys get punished.

    Completed  
  • The Soap Fic (Phan)
    1.1K 24 1

    When you're dirty. You need to be cleaned.

  • The Furby Fic - (Frerard)
    809 28 1

    Gerard asks his boyfriend if they could add toys to their sex, but Frank didn't get the memo.

    Completed   Mature
  • The Grape Juice Fic (Frerard)
    1.8K 54 1

    Gerard and Frank have been getting bored of their normal, vanilla sex, so why not spice it up?

    Completed  
  • The Door Fic (Dan And Phil)
    1.9K 41 1

    Dan and Phil are back at it again with the disgusting kinks. What will be their next item? First trees and now doors?

    Completed  
  • the lemon fic.
    5.7K 41 2

    the bitter taste of lemons forever in the mouth of Dan Howell. the sweet taste implanted for eternity.

    Completed   Mature
  • Kittens and Steamrollers Fic
    6.6K 51 1

    I DID NOT WRITE THIS OK!!!! i just wanted to put it on here so more people can "enjoy" this yeah.......... Warning: DONT READ IF SENSITIVE AND VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT READ WITH CAUTION!!!! Edit- #152 in killme

    Completed   Mature
  • The Cherry Fic
    31.1K 219 3

    (I dont own this) just wrote it out for da people ;)

    Mature
  • The Hat Fic
    21.1K 172 1

    (Not responsible for any sanity loss after reading)

  • The Skin Fic
    11.9K 118 1

    For those crazy fans out there

    Completed   Mature
  • The Chair Fic
    10K 107 3

    Oh god this again

    Completed   Mature