sexual songbook

hi I'm here to fuck up song lyrics

The Ultimate Book of Stereotypes

Because originality on Wattpad is pretty fucking limited and we all know it. So start reading if you wanna see me rant about how some writers really need to do society a favour and staple all their fingers together. But just so you know, I swear like an angry sailor so hehe (✿◠‿◠). cover by: foreveryoung_09

☻ BAD PUNS ☻

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

melanie martinez || pasta

a parody of the amazing song called Cake by Melanie Martinez.