*{COMPLETED}* *First book of MHIAG* That's when I remembered that I bumped into someone. I looked up quickly to be met with two grey eyes looking me deep in the eye, that's how I remembered that I only know one person with those eyes. Once I realized the person I quickly break the eye contact and mumbled sorry once I...
"Let me help you with that." He said. "It's fine I got it." I said. "No it's fine." He said swiping his credit card. "Thanks but you didn't have to do that." I said. "How can I pay you back I mean you just spent $300 on me." "You deserve the luxury." He answered. "But if you feel that bad about it there is something...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...