Queer as Muke

"The thing you need to know is, it's all about sex. It's true. In fact they say men think about sex every twenty-eight seconds. Of course that's straight men. With gay men it's every nine." Twenty nine year old advertising executive Michael Clifford and his best mate Calum Hood are at their usual haunt, having a nigh...

Switched // cake [completed]

“So... What you're trying to say is that you're a famous twenty year old bassist, trapped in the body of my seventeen year old friend?”