DUMB BLONDE JOKES
Just some blonde jokes ( Ok for all ages)
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The Despairing Tribulations of a Doomed Boy
Wattpad Featured Story a couple years ago. Newly assembled from the pieces. If your nose was a magical button, what would it do when you pushed it? In a world where everyone has a nose-button that does one magical thing, Otto was born with a curse. His button does something awful and all he wants is to get through lif...
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Dollhouse
My family seems to be perfect from the outside looking in. We have the big house, the money for things, the million-dollar-smiles... but nothing is ever as it seems. We're plastic. We're fake. So fake, in fact, that we hide the little things about us, we hide everything about us, to be more specific. My dad does t...
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The Cellar
For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...
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The Girl Who Walked Away
--Highest Ranking #74 In Horror-- "Freak!" "Idiot!" "So ugly!" "Ew, get away from me you weirdo!" "I...I'm sorry..." She was hated. She was despised. Everyone hated her. She had no point in living on. She took a step back. Then another. And another... She smiled. "See you soon..." As she walked , she felt the scissor...
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✤Zodiac Signs✤
In this book you'll see different squads, responds, and facts about your Zodiac Sign. I hope you'll enjoy it! P.S: All credit goes to tumblr, Pinterest, etc.
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Lies about Homeschoolers
If you go to public or private school, you probably think that homeschoolers are stupid, unsocial, and weird. You don't want to be friends with one because you think that they're too much of a nerd and goody two shoes. But you couldn't be more wrong. Watch the video in the media area to get an idea of what this bo...
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The Lemonade Charade
They say "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Well, what do you do when life gives you a pink slip for no reason? Laura Saunders was unjustly let go from her job as an accountant at a big-name firm. Now, she's out to get revenge. Because sometimes in life, you need to balance the sweetness with a little sour.
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Mommy's House
Three children realize they're trapped in the basement of a crazy woman who claims to be their mother, and forces them to call her "Mommy". __________________ created February 4th, 2017 IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack...
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Letters Of Our Life
Autumn got purposed to by the one and only Luke Hemmings. But when she says no because she's still not over her high school crush, what would happen. When Michael comes after her will she let him in? Or is she better left alone?
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Letters To Beautiful
Sequel to "Letters From Nobody" Autumn is in the hospital because of attempted suicide. She was "Running away" from her problems. Michael is devastated. Instead from letters to him from Nobody, it's letters to beautiful. Autumn.
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Letters From Nobody
Dear Michael, You probably don't know who I am, and it's going to stay like that. How do you do it? Walk into my school in the middle of the year and everyone notices you and loves you? I've been here my whole life and have had a total of two friends. Who have both left me... How do you get everyone to love you? Inc...
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The Gummy Worm Kids ✅
Meet Isaiah and Autumn, the two kids that are also obsessed with candy. Not only are they sassy, but very funny. Do not let their innocence fool you. A/N sequel to Gummy Bear Girl Amazing cover by @zelaughingueen 2nd book in the Gummy series 1. Gummy Bear Girl 2. Gummy Worm Kids 3. GWK: Second Generation.
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Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
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