Morality's Book of Dad Jokes
Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! •patton•
Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! •patton•
Anxiety has always been a cast out. Everyside is born with a power. Roman has the ability to create small holographic creatures. Logan has Telepathy and can Read Minds. Patton has the power to bring plants and animals to life, to grow stuff. All of their powers made sense to their trait. Roman can create ideas so it...
I'm in love with a monster, beast, the devil, or a psychopath. People call him many names but he like to be called "Delirous"~. p.s i don't draw the cover but who ever did is amazing at drawing thanks and enjoy
Everyone spends there time on twitter asking if any of delirious's friends know what he looks like, but everyone says they don't know. That is until delirious tells vanoss what he looks like and sends him a pic of himself. Will it stay there little secret or will everyone else find out? Will vanoss tell, or will he ke...
Logan, Patton, Roman and Virgil. Four opposites. Roman: the popular Logan: the nerd Virgil: the emo Patton: the new kid All four have a different secret. All four trying to fight their way through school. All four are in danger. Word count: 28 491 *most impressive rankings* #6 in creative #2 in bored #1 in creative
Roman. Virgil. Vampire Hunter. Vampire. What could go wrong? This is a yaoi (boyxboy), don't like don't read. TW: Blood, Violence, Prejudice, Smut (?)
Patton Fallow lived a quiet life helping the other fantastical creatures. That is, until Logan Killer showed up at his doorstep with Virgil Peregrine. At first, Patton thought it was just a simple patch up case, but his idea was proved wrong when Roman Sanders, a human and a hunter, showed up.
"Hello people of Stratum!" "We have breaking news for you this evening!" "The king has announced the beginning of The Search, an elite competition where the next queen chooses her suitor." "But since our young princess went missing just over seven years ago, people have been curious about the fate of the competition."...
Sequel to "Wrong Number" When they first started texting, they were complete strangers. But after months of secret identities, hidden feelings, and running away, Roman and Virgil had come out of the dark, and started one of the brightest chapters of their lives, together. But, after only a few short months, their rel...
the Star Sans and the Original Council follow Error when he is not destroying. They are shocked to discover he has a social life.
As the days grew closer to the last day of camp, David started to see a change in Max's behavior. When the day finally arrived, David saw just how terrible Max's parents actually were. Now David has to fight to get Max in to a loving home.
"Breaking news: Cult leader Daniel Kraakman escaped from the high security prison chsp! Be on the lookout for this man! If you have any information please call 911 asap!" They'll never find me. I won't go back to that prison. I have a job to fulfill. For Zeemug. (Takes place after S3) (WILL NOT CONTAIN DANVID, BUT WI...
he could never escape this hell, could he? everyday, it was a new mistake. everyday, a new bruise or scar appeared. max could never escape this hell called home. ---- trigger warning. lmao here is just a big pile of angst. i'll probably make a prequel or sequel or something. maybe just another story that's not related...
In the month following the end of summer, it's the final straw for Max's parents. Unwilling to "deal" with their son anymore, Max was supposed to be sent to a far away place. Supposed to be. Before anyone could catch him, he ran as far as his little legs could carry him. He ran to the only person he could think of tha...
" His Eyes Are Beautiful . " From birth, Max didn't have blue eyes, brown eyes, green eyes, hazel eyes, or any of the normal colors. He had what his old parents and the kids at his school call "monster eyes". He always hated his eyes and wore contacts, but the summer after he was taken in by David, he lost his contact...
(Max is 13 and Neil is 14 in this fanfic! Also, I have no ownership of Camp Camp!) What if, in the episode Mind Freakers, instead of Neil being obsessed over Harrison's magic trick and how he could do it, he was actually worried about Max rather than the magic trick? I'll tell you what would happen-- Maxeil/Nax would...
A story thats all over the place
⚠️ C O M P L E T E D ⚠️ i used a pale shade of foundation for a reason. it hides a lot. it hides the red cheeks either from blushing, or when the skin gets irritated from tears. [Highest Ranking: 16th August 2017, #148 in Fanfiction]
| Book 1 in the Sanders Series: Anxiety | 'If he was drowning, he'd just have to learn how to swim. Even if he was tempted to let himself go under.' ! PLEASE DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT DECEIT, THIS WAS BEFORE HIS TIME ! ! PRE-'ACCEPTING ANXIETY' ! || COMPLETED ||
This is a collection of quotes from books I have read, songs I have listened to, or some random quote I got from somewhere. This book originally was for my own use. A book full of depressing quotes for my depressed self to read. Now it's for the people as well.
Whatever you want to call them, they're quotes that give me satisfaction. Please enjoy this random book of quotes. 😬
These are quotes that I find that I either relate to or just find beautifully tragic. Warning this quotes might make anyone depressed even more so, and can be triggering. For me it's comforting to know people understand, and can relate. I will update once a day. And usually I have a picture to go with it.
I think about a lot of deep stuff so I thought I'd make a book of quotes I think of. If it's someone else's quote I give them credit so please don't hate✋.
Depression is the feeling of someone whispering in your ear and telling you that you are worthless. Every time you make a mistake, you keep getting reminded of it, it's never painless. From these mistakes, it makes you reckless. Now you ask yourself, is my life priceless or worthless? -------------------- This book is...
This book of quotes is something put together many years ago that helped me feel heard and understood when I was going through a hard time in my life. Though it seems silly now, I hope that this also helps you - Please note that some quotes may be triggering, so bare in mind while reading. Thank you <3
In this story nightmare and his gang save the multiverse by making sure the balance isn't broken so they have to be the ones making the sacrifices in order to save the multiverse...but they must sacrifice themselves in order to do so. All of the good sans misjudge them without knowing that thier actually saving the m...
Cover art made for this book by @lunivox ! -- [Prinxiety][Fluff][Angst][Gay] Sanders Sides puts on Phantom of the Opera at their High School. ---- And AU where the Four Sanders Sides Aspects are all physical seniors in High school.
It's hard to breathe, With this smoke in my lungs. It's hard to see, With these clouds in my eyes. It's hard to hear, With this wind in my ears. ----- If anyone is out there, can they find me amongst this smoke?