Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

The Babysitter (girlxgirl)

Taylor Collins is an artist in the city with her young daughter Emily. She has finally started to settle in when things start to change. She hired Allison as her daughter's babysitter. Allison awakens something in her that has been sleeping for far to long. Dark secrets are revealed, lives are changed for the good an...

This Love, This Hate (A Lesbian Romance)

Zoe moved to a new school in an unfamiliar town and immediately falls in love with the most popular person in the school, who just happens to be a straight, female cheerleader with the seemingly perfect quarterback boyfriend. Can Zoe win her heart without driving her away?

She's With Me (Book 1, the With Me series)

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she...

The Truth (Lesbian Story)

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A Surreptitious Relationship

Chris and Holly's relationship is finally perfect. With no gangs to harass them, the only thing they have to worry about it keeping their relationship a secret from the student body and faculty at school. Simple enough. Except when have things ever been that simple for these two? Cue in the appearance of two new stud...

A Proscriptive Relationship

Holly's new, young teacher has a dark past, and a dangerous future. She soon finds herself charmed by his ways, and gets thrown into the chaos. Who knew having an ex-gangster for a teacher could be so troublesome? As Holly and Mr. Heywood grow closer, more questions about his past come upon Holly, as does danger. What...

I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU:

This a story about a girl who has the weight of the world on her shoulders. She has younger siblings that she has to watch out for so she can't do anything that could risk her losing them. However what happens when a new teacher threatens to shake everything to the core? This isn't going to be like the rest of teacher...

Everytime

Lena x Kara/Supergirl Supercorp fanfiction AU: Im sorry for the wrong grammar// errors // spellings and inappropriate words Warning: sexual scenes will be release anytime soon

In Love With My Student (GirlxGirl)

Jennifer Murphy is a teacher at the private high-school called Riverside. It is a prestigious school where you either had to have a lot of money or be incredibly smart to get in. Jennifer was also a heartbreaker. She didn't exactly believe in love. She thought that it was just a game. She meets Arielle Agostinelli i...

supergirl//supercorp

Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor have some fun... ;)

Word Porn

ways you made me love you

The Foster Kid (GirlxGirl)

After a particularly terrible experience with her adoptive father and a few drinks, Rebecca Harrison finds her much-needed escape from reality in her soon-to-be biology teacher. When the two meet again at the beginning of the school year, neither know what to make of the situation. But their conflict with each other i...

Speak to me baby

this is another dd/lg story. Zilly Anderson - is a 19 year old little, she lives in a mental institution and has been there since she was 12. Zilly hurts herself and has for many years probably since she was 3. she was mute as well. Follow her story to find out more. Story Description Edited on 2/26/18 (Completed)