Jokes and Funny Texts

Hilarious text messages and jokes. Warning : May cause heaps of laughter, overflowing number of voting, comments, and choking of laughter. *READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.*

The nerd has a secret

Skylar Green just a regular nerdy girl, good grades, no friends never gets in trouble. She has carmel/ honey brown hair and bright blue eyes. She looks innocent right? Wrong, out of school she's the best street fighter in New York. Hunter Brown the schools well known bad boy with his pitch black hair in a quiff and se...

His Possession In Discretion | ✓ - DISCRETION SERIES BOOK #1

Brielle Newman A 21-year-old girl who was struggling to make life comfortable for herself and her niece, Delilah. Her sister left the baby the minute she could get up and leave the hospital. Brielle hasn't seen her since. She also hasn't seen her parents who walked out on her at 17 or her brother who went to the army...

Little Red, Little Red [Sterek Fanfic] *SMUT* {BoyXBoy}

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS BOYXBOY SMUT. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NOTICE: This story only uses the characters and little to none of the plot of MTV'S popular series, Teen Wolf. The rest is made up by me, therefore, is owned by me so please do...

Dangerous Liaisons [Sterek]

A Sterek fiction. When Derek realises that Stiles has become a trigger for him he tries to stay away. He knows that waiting until it passes is the best thing for both of them, but after being forced to stay together in a pool for hours Derek can't help but seek Stiles out. Little does he know that he is stirring somet...

Bad is an Understatement | ✓

"I don't know who you think you are coming here, and acting like you don't care about anything. Now listen here Princess, because I'm not going to repeat myself. Here's a couple of rules that I'd like to enlighten upon you. Number one, you do not talk back to me. And two, you don't mess with me or the rules," his brea...

For Hating Me You Sure Are Possessive

When Kara's best friend, Maver, moves in with his brother she isn't happy about it. Logan is nothing like Maver. He's straightforward, crude and just an overall menace. With a complicated home life, a complaint-worthy school atmosphere and Logan's added perviness; Kara has her hands full. But the trouble Logan presen...

The Innocent Fighter caught The Gang Leaders eye

Amber Black is an innocent 18 year old in everyone's eyes even though she's a badass street fighter and racer. She can handle weapons good and is amazing at cooking and baking. Her parents abandoned her when she was born and her past made her who she is. With her hour glass figure, at school she's the girl every guy...

One Girl, Boys Boarding School

Sophie Laney has been forced to attend a high end, expensive boys boarding school that her father, a single parent, is the principal of. Follow her story, surrounded by teenage boys, of all different types.

My Five Overprotective Brothers

As Ellie gets ready for the first day going to Cantebury High School she only feels one thing, Nervous. She's not nervous about going to High School or being late to her classes, it's her brothers. She has these five incredibly " hot "," irresistible " and " sexy " older brothers that she finds repulsive and rude. But...

Love & Investigation

meet Emily Skye willows and her 4 older brothers Jason mark willows 18 Daniel (danny) Craig willows 17 Shane Gregory willows 17 (danny's twin) Caleb Toby willows 16 (Emily's twin) Emily and her brothers are very close. they live together. after there parents were killed in a car crash last year they have had to be o...

Me, Myself, And My 4 Brothers

Elizabeth Delmar is a not your normal teenage girl. She hates shopping, dresses, and anything girly. She would rather go surfing with the boys than going to get her nails done. She is also one of the 'populars' at school but she doesn't care about that stereotypical opinion, that's more her brothers. Oh did I mention...

His Rejected Mate #1

Realene Ariana Walker. Only daughter of Sophia and Derek Walker. Her parents died from rouges and her older brothers turned against her. Leaving her in the basement they forced her into slavery. Now Rea is a special girl, she was born talking to her wolf Avery. She bigger then an alpha, stronger, and faster. Her wolf...

Mistreated and Rejected

Chloe was beaten and abused by her pack. Her mate rejecting her is the last straw. Unable to deal with it all she runs away. Meeting a new pack and friends, she rebuilds her life. Becoming tougher and stronger she and her new pack have to go help her old pack with a hunter problem. Will she forgive her brother for tre...

Creepy Boy.

Everyday on the way home, a boy stops by the coffee shop. Everyday he orders the same thing, to eat in and watch one of the employers. It's not unconscious, and he knows it's not unnoticeable. He'll allow them to remain strangers only as long as it pleases him. But it's more than noticed by the boy behind the counter...

Missing 13 BoyXBoy

New description. Blain has a curse, or a spell if you will, that controls where he is when he has a date of a personal time in his life that is related to the number 13. As strange as it sounds, he teleports to the location of his Vampire mate. As he turns 13 years old, he will get to spend a whole year with Dorian...