The Gangleader Kidnapped Me | ✓

"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...

Eunoia | T. Stark

❝ You're so hot I'm gonna punch you in the face ❞ ❝ And they say romance is dead ❞ In which the Avengers accidentally add a random number to their group chat and the man of iron falls for the chat troll. ( TONY STARK ) (Group chat and real life)