Ways 2 Annoy People

Different ways to annoy people and some very funny dares TRY IT UR SELF

The Fault in Our Stars: Quotes

"Okay, maybe okay will be our always." "Okay." I DO NOT OWN THESE QUOTES!!! ALL RIGHTS GO TO JOHN GREEN!!!

Deleted [Doctor Who Fan Fiction]

Terra is dying, when a strange man in a blue box comes to comfort her. One moment she has no idea who he is, and the next she remembers - she's known the Doctor her whole life. And he's going to make sure she's never alone.

50 Things To Do When You're Bored

*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...

Funny Sayings

the title says it all, these are in fact funny sayings that I've heard and decided to write down. I hope you enjoy, and I really hope I can bring a smile to your face.

1,000 Random Riddles

Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...

Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!

Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...

The Adventures of Zelda: A Pug Tale

Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking? Zelda is a curly-tailed, wrinkly, stubborn pug. But, she isn't an ordinary pug content to eat and sleep her days away. Zelda is always searching for a new adventure, mystery to solve, or squirrel to catch, and her unexpected reactions cause readers to smile and laugh...

Snow Angel: Rise of the Guardians (Jack Frost)

Juri watches life past before her, in a view of her bedroom window, for the past thirteen years. She can't leave home, not since her mother died of a mysterious murder when Juri was five. But TWO Guardians have been chosen, this has never happened before. Juri will discover multiple things, she has never known, and fo...

Frosted Arrows (Rise of the Guardians;Jack Frost Fanfiction)

*--DISCONTINUED--* "Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control." -Anonymous ~~~~~~~~~~ Audri Summers has spent the past 301 years as Cupid. Her birthday is on Valentine's Day, the day she turns 316. You may think that Audri enjoys living for over three c...

I'll Guard You (A Rise of the Guardians fanfic)

Analee Rose (or just Rose) is a normal 17 year old girl. One day, she dies at the hand of a man that she helped out of pure goodness. She comes back as into the world of the Guardians, but as a spirit who can never be believed in. Her Guard? The one and only Jack Frost. A new threat emerges and ruins everything Jack h...

Guardians 2.0 {on hold}

*This takes place after the Rise of The Guardians movie, and all credit to DreamWorks Animation where credit is due.* A few years after Jack Frost found his center and fought off Pitch Black, life is calm for the Guardians. That is, until Jack meets Ivy, and knocks her off her feet. Literally. After meeting her, life...

The Book Of Random

Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have y...

1000 Funny Jokes

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Funny Texts/Jokes

Funny Texts

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Funny Text Bloopers

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Dark (Harry Styles)

Little Batman (Liam Payne Fanfic)

I wouldn't be able to forget all the little things from my son. His first word. His first footstep. His first piece of hair. But the guilt is eating me away, because his father doesn't know. His father doesn't know that there is another piece of blood related to him on this Earth. Even though his father is a natural p...