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The Devils Hell University (Published under Bliss Books)

LIMITED TIME: Read now for a chance to win Coins! See full details in the newest chapter. Limited Time: 40% off paranormal stories 🐺🖤 October Sale Alert! Embrace the darkness with these paranormal reads. Unlock now until Nov 3! ** The hidden daughter of the Parkers, Devi, longs for acceptance and happiness from her...

Dispareo (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

"Hindi kami nawawala, Cielo! Nagtatago kami dahil kami nalang ang natitirang buhay! Patay na silang lahat sa taas! Yung mga nandun, hindi na sila tao at hinding-hindi sila titigil hanggang sa mapatay nila tayong lahat!"

Stay awake, Agatha (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

Agatha suffers from a rare disorder that makes her sleep in a long period of time. But what happens when the modern-day sleeping beauty meets an idiotic guy hell-bent on keeping her awake? Well, this is the story of two special teenagers fighting for their ill-fated love. (A CHASING HURRICANE SPIN-OFF)

Titan Academy of Special Abilities

Having enhanced senses cannot help one earn a living. A useless special ability--or at least, that's what Shia Sheridan believes. But when she is caught for a crime she did not commit, this useless ability saves her, leading her to enroll in Titan Academy, the very place she hates with a passion. *** Titan Academy is...

MOON

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The Enigma of Erald

Meet Erald Castell, an aspiring evil mastermind who ironically joins the legendary QED Club. Cover art by IAMCHIIRE

Fierce

Set up by her parents, Blair is intent on doing all she can to push Gael away. But little by little, she has a change of heart...and uncovers a damning family secret. ***** All her li...

Behind the Nerdy Look [Completed]

[TAGLISH] COMPLETED Si Lorelei Rodriguez ay isang babae na nag-aaral sa New Valley High bilang isang 4th Year High School Student. Siya ay isang "nerd" kung ituturing ng iba.. Pero.. may isa siyang sikreto na kanyang nililihim at tinatago.. Paano kung ang pinakasikat at ang pinakagwapong estudyante ng New Valley High...

I Love You since 1892 (Published by ABS-CBN Books)

Si Carmelita Montecarlos ay ang bunsong anak ng pinakamayamang angkan sa San Alfonso. Habang si Juanito Alfonso naman ay ang anak ng pinakamaimpluwensiya at makapangyarihang gobernadorcillo. Itinadhana silang mag-ibigan na pinagtibay ng kasunduan. Nakatakda silang ikasal sa ika-dalawampung kaarawan ni Carmelita. Ngun...

HE'S INTO HELL UNIVERSITY WITH THE FOUR BADBOYS & THE DIARY OF A PSYCHOPATH SL

HE'S INTO HELL UNIVERSITY WITH THE FOUR BAD BOYS AND ME AND THE DIARY OF A PSYCHOPATH SLIGHT LANG.

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 3)

Mikazuki convinces Bullet to meet his birth parents after being taken away by the former leader of the most powerful mafia group, Black Organization, for twenty-five years. But what if she later learns that their real families are in fact mortal enemies? Will Mikazuki dare to fight for their blossoming love--or will s...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss (Season 2)

Marriage is normally one's happily ever after in the movies, but for Aemie Ferrer-Roswell, it's just the start of a seemingly unending adventure. Can this sweet Barbie-loving airhead continue to survive the life of being wife to a Mafia boss? *** Many things changed after Aemie Ferrer became Ezekiel Roswell's wife. Wi...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss

Si Girl - may pagka-childish, slowpoke, exaggerated mag-isip, accident prone, sweet, mabait, super friendly, hindi nauubusan ng energy, positive thinker pag dating sa mga problema. Si Guy - mature, seryoso, hindi ngumingiti, bossy, masungit, snob, magaling mag-handle ng mga bagay, a perfect decision maker, hindi nakik...

Unpredictable Me: The Empress

Meet Fire with her words, meet Hell with her stares, meet Satan with her touch, meet Lara Quinn Miranda. An 18 year old Grade-12 Kick out. An Angel living in a garden of Evil. Brute, Unpredictable and impatient. And if there is one thing she can't tolerate, that's violence and injustice. "Bitch, I'm FAB." The Unpre...

Charm Academy School of Magic

She is Ariela Davis, an ordinary girl with an ordinary life. Pero dahil sa isang insidente kinailangan niyang lumipat sa bagong school sa gitna ng kanyang Senior year. Sa isang MAGIC SCHOOL kung saan dating nagtuturo ang kanyang Lola. This story is about magic, adventure, fantasy and romance. Welcome to CHARM ACADEMY:...

The Mischievous Nerdy Gangster

Her name is Monique Lee Gomez Samonte, a rich girl who was sent back by her parents to the Philippines because of her bad attitude. She's a war freak bitch, black sheep of the family and most of all SHE'S SECRETLY A GANGSTER! What will happen if she play some sadistic game with this hot and handsome emotionless guy sh...

Hell University (PUBLISHED)

A place where everything is mysterious, enchanting, bloody, and shitty. Entering is the other way of suicidal. Just one wrong move and everything will blur. A lot of secrets are being hid. Not the typical school to have fun. Death is everywhere. Bad, worse, worst, monster and evil are scattered. Must shut your mouth...

HE'S INTO HER Season 3 | COMPLETED |

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Dear Andy Lim,

a chasing hurricane and stay awake agatha side-story.

MY Boyfriend IS A MAFIA BOSS(Completed)

Matapang, Matalino, Palaging Seryoso, Mainitin ang ulo, At higit sa lahat kaya niyang pumatay, Inosente man o Hindi. Kung ako ang tatanungin, isa lang ang sasabihin ko.... MAHAL KO SIYA.... Guys please basahin niyo rin tong story ko...Jebal.... And follow me @user57402627

Charm Academy (Book 2)

Hahah hi I love Charm Academy and I made this story for you guyz because the ending of Charm Academy is sad because they didn't had a wedding.....t the 2nd page is the beginning.... Enjoy!!

Crush At First Sight (COMPLETED)

What will you do when your heart starts to beat so unexpectedly? This story is about a girl name Mara, and her crush at first sight Zachary. What will happen when a shy, intelligent, restrained girl suddenly falls for a guy she just met the first day of school? Will her boundaries finally go down, or will her ego cont...

CRUSH PROBLEMS

Bakit nga di ka crush ng crush mo? Siguro pangit ka? hahahaha charr lang. Read this crush problems para magkaron kayo ng tips kung bakit di kayo crush ng crush nyo.