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5SOS: Would You Rather?

Would you rather lick Luke Hemming's foot or pick Ashton's nose?

dentist ⇒ luke hemmings [updating & editing]

❝I asked you to open your mouth, love. Not your legs.❞ - Blue Maguire gets driven into a sexually intimate relationship with her new orthodontist, in this coming-of-age romantic-comedy, that leads to a series of unforeseen, zany events.

fuckboy ♢ muke ✔️

[completed] in which michael finds himself falling for the schools biggest fuckboy. awkward! michael fuckboy! luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

Ouija || 5sos

You shouldn't have played alone... © 2016 by hoodforhemmos #1 in horror-comedy

Boy Next Door.

"Welcome to Los Angeles"

Queer as Muke

"The thing you need to know is, it's all about sex. It's true. In fact they say men think about sex every twenty-eight seconds. Of course that's straight men. With gay men it's every nine." Twenty nine year old advertising executive Michael Clifford and his best mate Calum Hood are at their usual haunt, having a nigh...

100 Days → irwin

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

sing with me || mgc

"who wants to join me?" michael said through the microphone. "stella will join you!" gabriella screamed. "shut up, gabi," i whispered, covering her mouth with my hands before she could say anything else. "alright, who's stella?" everybody in the room turned around and looked at me. great. an angel is about to sing...