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"if it's wrong... why does it feel so good?"

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles Sequel

It's Hermione Granger's seventh year at Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles, but will it be anything like she expected? I would be very grateful if you could vote and/or comment! [DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, IT'S A SATIRE]

Everything Wrong With: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

I've had several requests to sin this monstrosity of a book. Considered by many to be the polar opposite of legendary trollfic My Immortal, only this one is (supposedly) written by a Christian mother in an attempt to sanitize the Potterverse for her kids. So, let's see if this has as many sins in it as the Harry Potte...

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Tu...