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  • Hot Line | ✓
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    in which a guy calls a sex hotline just looking for a friend. ©iwearheelys, all rights reserved.

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  • chinese takeout {1}
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    ❝hi this is Panda Express, how may I help you?❞ ❝can i have one order of general tso's chicken? hold the chicken, double the vegetables.❞ ❝how in the world is that general tso's chicken?❞ ☂ lowercase intended. story inspired by many others. ☂ -- just a pinch of love #1 -- #339 in humor 1/2/15

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