Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)

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Young, Dumb & Broken ✔️

Being sexually harassed from a young age, sent Maryline into depression. She isolated herself from the real world and kept her distance from human beings. She felt she didn't belong. And, the fact that she has been continuously bullied in school didn't help matters in any way. She was lost. Not simply merely lost, she...

Jokes

Jokes

50 things to do anywhere :D

Here will be things you can do anywhere anytime :D YAY! I SHALL CURE YOUR BOREDOM! Hopefully.. Highest Ranks: #3 in boredom

Hidden

Emma, a 17 year old girl who goes to a Dragon academy with no Dragon. sounds odd, Right? A girl with no powers make it into an advanced High school with only the most advanced magicians, takes in a lonely magicless girl? ...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Infinite jokes or texts😂😂😂

Hi guys my name is jamesdean this book is about text and jokes now let's just say I didn't make some of these joke but I found it from online books so if you guys think I made most of the jokes you do not know how to read and plz vote, leave a comment and I will reply to your text and also GIVE ME SOME IDEAS FROM A...

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

His Miracle

Now published on Amazon Kindle in E-book & Paperback! After a whirlwind journey to be together, Emily Wentworth and Jake Melvin find out their expecting a baby... At the tender age of seventeen. When Jake is wrongfully accused of murder, a pregnant Emily has no choice but to take the law into her own hands and prove...

His Mission

NOW PUBLISHED IN PAPERBACK ON AMAZON! Since the death of her father, Emily Wentworth has been living a home life full of abuse. She's managed to remain under the radar until she meets Jake Melvin, the local troublemaker. He's drawn to danger and he senses it surrounding Emily... It doesn't take long for Jake Melvin t...

After Earth's Fall | ✔ UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION

"Humanity's pride and greed will be the death of us" In 2025 B.E.F that saying couldn't have been more than true. After a devastating nuclear explosion had scorched one side of the world, people were forced to leave their home planet to Mars. A few millenniums after the global crisis, an ambitious girl, Nila, aspires...

RPITA and KMRA Extras, In-Betweens, and other Content

This is extra content and supplemental information that in no way changes the plot or storyline, it's just extra information! Enjoy my darlings!!! <3

Kiss My Royal Ass (Royal Pain in the Ass Sequel)

Juliet is back! This time she is still struggling to fit into the British elite upper class. There will be plenty of old faces and quite a few new ones. What trouble will Juliet get into this time?

THE SADDEST GIRL SINCE THE SONG DYNASTY

Three friends travel to a temple to ask Buddha for more wealth, love and good fortune. Featured humor story, and 2016 winner of a Watty.

Finding Eden

After the death of her parents, Eden does everything she can to recover from the blow. Little does she know that Cade, the boy she meets during the very first week, will be her route to redemption. She misplaces her heart and soul in an old home and he struggles with his own demons but finds room for her to heal...

The secret babies

Abigail Delaney, the youngest female servant of the Williams household came with the intention to work for a period of time in order to save up enough money to pay for her mother's surgery. Unintentionally, she fell in love with the only son and heir to the Williams empire, Liam Williams. It took just one night to lo...

A Secret Service [NOW PUBLISHED]

Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your...

Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. So...

The Hooded Figure

RETURNED TO WATTPAD! "I heard he punched a teacher who tried to take his hood off." "Really? I heard that he's hideously ugly and can't stand to have other people see him." "Hmm, I was told that one time he was hooking up with a girl and he still didn't take his hood off." ----- These were the things they said about t...

Maid In Royalty

"Aiden pick a girl this instant! Who will you marry?" Queen Alexandra exclaimed. "The maid over there," he said with a smirk. Copyright © 2016

Three Idiots and a Ghost

3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, the skeptical one. And then, there's Rags, the dead one. Can three total idiots really solve the great mystery surrounding the unexpected death of one girl? (3 Dudes 1 Paranormal Series) *Important ranks: #1 in...

I Like Your Shoes | ✓

"Sometimes, we are so smitten with happy endings, that we believe we'll end up with one too." Ambrosia Bellemore never believed in happy endings, even though the books she read said otherwise. The closest she ever came to magic was when she found the most beautiful pair of ruby red heels on Amazon. "Lives aren't stor...

Isabella

When Ashley found out that she was pregnant with twins, she couldn't wait to share the good news with her husband. But when he got home later that night, he told her that he wanted a divorce without really giving her a reason why. Heartbroken, Ashley does the only thing that she could do. She signed the divorce paper...

Bound By A Bump (COMPLETED)

"A little stress release couldn't hurt anyone." With that thought in mind, Kaylyn Fisher decided to be a rebel for a night, break the rules a little and indulge in something apart from a stressful boyfriend and an even more stressful job. One night results in Kaylyn becoming a victim of a one night stand and to top i...

Gang Leaders Claim

Salty tears burn my eyes as I sink to the floor, my whole world has crashed down on my shoulders and I don't know if I can take it. With my palms sweaty and heart racing, I look up into his eyes and choke out "How are you out of french fries?!" - Grace Foster is sarcastic, funny, crazy, quirky and has the oddest perso...

My Brother's Best Friend

Sophie's parents have shipped her off to a boarding school in Spain that can provide a better education for her. Now, after two years, her grades have improved and her parents have allowed her to come home to finish her last two years of school and graduate with the class she started out with. After a pervious heartac...

Room 234's VIRGIN

Hera was a virgin a virgin in every sense, she had never had a drink, had a boyfriend, gone to a club, had sex, smoked or done drugs. She was an angel that gave angels a run for their money. A freshman in a new college in a state away from home she always believed she could stay away from all of those till marriage...

Mr.CEO's Runaway Wife

Walking up the stairs I hear-a woman? With brisk steps I open the door and gasp "What the hell?" Micheal looks up, stopping his movement "Ma-maisy." I slam the door running down the steps hearing him yell behind me. I have no second thoughts while getting in my car speeding away and leaving the only man I loved. •T...