Harry Potter Jokes

Just random jokes and stuff from the greatest book series ever written.

Harry Potter Randomness

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

Thomas Sangster Imagines

Genres: Angst, Fluff Pairings: Thomas x Reader // Newt x Reader Collections of Thomas Sangster scenarios. All are originally written by the author [ hoseokssi ] . Don't revise or change anything if you'll repost. Give credits if will be used. All Rights Reserved. COPYRIGHT 2014. h o s e o k s s i .

Be mine? ( Draco Malfoy X Reader )

Y/N L/N lives across Malfoy Manor. She has a slight crush on the boy next door, Draco Malfoy. On her eleventh birthday, she gets her Hogwarts letter. She had to. Her parents are well known in the Wizarding World. Why wouldn't they be? Y/N's parents were sorted into Slytherin when they were at Hogwarts. They are very...

Draco Malfoy x Reader

You are Harry's twin sister. You are however the complete opposite of Harry personality wise.

His Guilty Pleasure (Draco Malfoy x Reader)

You were a headstrong young witch with some very strong feelings for a certain blonde-haired Slytherin. {a Draco Malfoy reader insert} Lots of tingly feels.

Ask Draco

Hi guys, I'm Draco Malfoy, and yes, I'm real, and so is Hogwarts, we just made it look like a film set, but it isn't really. I'm blowing our cover, but muggles don't believe everything they read. Hermione does. She gets top marks in every test, Mudblooded bitch.

Draco Malfoy x Reader One Shots

This is a collection of Draco Malfoy x Reader one shots for your reading pleasure! Enjoy!

The Fairy Tale Bride

Miranda Fenster only wants to help her twin brother find his happily ever after with his true love. To ensure her brother's happiness, though, she must beg the Duke of Kerstone to intercede on her brother's behalf. Too bad the duke has other plans for the woman known in society as The Fairy Tale Miss.

Untouched ✔

"Y-you," she stuttered, staring at the handsome man sitting on the sleek black throne, "you're..." He rolled his eyes, waving his hand impatiently and said, "Hades. Come on, say it with me. Ha-des." "Hades," Ariel breathed out, still not believing the sight before her. Every picture she had seen of the gods had no...

Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*]

Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole...

The Secret (Watty Award Winner) | ✔️

THANK YOU, Wattpad, for the HQ Love Watty Award! Concept: A mysterious young woman flees from her troubled past only to discover it is impossible to escape THE SECRET that haunts her. *PLEASE NOTE: This story was originally inspired by the movie "Sleeping With the Enemy". ...

They will be missed

Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random

The Keepers

Some relatives are meant to stay distant. * * * Josephine Lyttleton-Bradley can't understand why she must leave her London home - in the middle of the night during a wicked storm, no less - to live with a relative she's never even met. When Josie realizes she's stuck indefin...

The Surgeon

"He took me to a place that reeked of old age and secrets."

Project Ex (Published under PSICOM)

Anong gagawin ng isang certified playboy kung isang araw may gumawa ng hate campaign sakanya? This is just a light story about a certified heartbreaker who gets a taste of his own medicine. Samahan ang isang player sa paghahanap sa mysterious blogger na sumira ng dating life niya with the help of the university's "pri...

Angel in Disguise

Once upon a time, I am the biggest jerk in the world, until I met this crazy little angel, and everything turns upside down.

The Dirt Eaters

When Roan’s parents and the people of Longlight perish in a raid, Roan is filled with rage. Torn between his desire for revenge and the legacy of peace he has inherited, he is taken in by a sect of warriors. Here he learns he has exceptional talent as a fighter. But Roan is haunted by visions he can’t understand. When...

Petals of Love

“Sabi nila, ang kalayaan daw ay katumbas ng kasiyahan. Ngunit paano kung matagpuan mo ang kasiyahan sa isang sitwasyong hindi ka malaya? Pipiliin mo ba ang manatili sa sitwasyong iyon o pipiliin mo ang maging malaya?”

Chasing Hurricane

Hanapan ng girlpren si bitter bestfriend na friendzoned since birth? Game!

My Guardian is Fresh From Hell

Second Installment: http://www.wattpad.com/24389763-cifer-lead-me-to-hell-my-guardian-is-fresh-from#.UiDDMdJmidk

Best Friend

Mahal kita, ikaw na best friend ko.

Stay Tuned

What happens when a #1 news team becomes the top story instead of reporting it? For TV producer Melissa Moore, crisis management comes with the job. From employee disputes to her high-maintenance boss, there’s not much she hasn’t seen or can’t handle. But no one—including Melissa—expects a fistfight during the ten o’c...

One Fine Day

One fine day, I fall in love. And one fine day, I fall out of love. (One-shot)

Confident Women (Extract)

*SYTYCW winner* Inspired by a list of confidence-boosting tips in a magazine, twenty-four-year-old Megan Riley decides it's about time she became a confident woman. But after stumbling over the easy points such as buying a bra and learning to cook, how is she going to survive asking a guy out? NOTE: This is a sample o...