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  • Dancing in my Unicorn Onesie
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    "You know I love you right???" I pushed his stupid face away, "Pfft! I prefer food over you!" He groaned and rubbed his face. "How can I prove it to you then?" I took two steps forward, poked his shoulder, and grinned, "Tag. Try catching me if you can."

  • A Basic White Girl in the Apocalypse
    686 62 6

    A short story about a basic white girl in the apocalypse. Slightly morbid.#COMPLETED

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  • Kidnapped In My Unicorn Onesie (Under editing)
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    "Chilling in my comfy onesie! Chilling, chilling, chilling in my unicorn onesie!" I sang while doing a little dance. Then I heard laughing behind me. "Who goes there?" I said spinning around and doing a ninja pose. Oh my lord! Nosebleed! I am looking at two (hot) guys right now. One was laughing and one was glaring...

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  • Rainbow Unicorn Farts
    992 15 9

    The tale of how a simple unicorn went from 0-100 just by doing an action us humans find relaxing to do. Keep in mind I was writing this story at 2am-4am so there WILL be mistakes.

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  • Unicorns are real
    4.9K 148 3

    I'm going to tell you that unicorns are real because well, they are! These are the FACTS! (And what I mean by facts are the "facts" I made up and pretend to believe...? But they make sense dude, you just have to read it to find out!) This book will tell you why we don't see unicorns anymore and we're they are right no...

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  • How To Be A Unicorn
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    Step By Step How To Guide

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