Jokes and Funny Texts!! Oreos
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Words that came out of the mouths of Patrick Stump, Pete Wentz, Joe Trohman, and Andy Hurley :)
The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!
Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...
Felicia is no ordinary girl. She can fly, control the elements, and control her own density. All her life she has grown up being made fun for being abnormal. But when the new boy comes to town, and he is alsoa mutant, things turn around. First they are accused of murder, then they are kidnapped by a mutant organizatio...
(The Trilogy is now complete) This novel was written in 2011 when I was 15 - I'm slowly editing but please forgive misspells , plot holes etc. Any similarities APK has to any other Wattpad series, especially those written after 2011 are purely coincidental. My writing is mine and mine alone! Winner of the Adventure...
All eighteen year old Anna Lee wanted was a summer babysitting job. That's exactly what she got when she received a call from someone named Simon requesting a babysitter for his five sons. Who knew that the five boys would be the boy band One Direction? Or that sometimes they'd be babysitting her! (disclaimer: this w...
Melody Jones being a pirates niece, loved the seas of Neverland. But what happens when Melody ends up in the hands of Captain Hook's enemy ....... Peter Pan?
Wendy Darling did not meet Peter on her first trip to Neverland. She met Killian Jones and his daring crew. She took lessons in sword fighting and became one of the most skilled pirates on the ship. When she took to exploring the island, she couldn't stand to hear the crying of children so she found the shadow and dem...
A girl named Ellie picks up a stray cat and has the pleasure of waking up to a boy in her bed. Startled, she freaks out and learns that there are many mysterious things in the world, starting with people who are part animal. What will happen when she finds herself living with her "pet boy" and discovers that he is no...
Dumb Life Moments is exactly like the title says. It's all about those dumb life moments where you wish you could just slap life for being so idiotic. Read and relate!
Just some random things that I think are funny. I mostly find them on instagram, tumblr and sometimes twitter. Read on or not, I love you anyways! ~ lils x
What if I told you Felix had a younger sister named Anne? And what if I told you that after Felix left to become a lost boy, Anne found a box filled of all Neverland secrets? What if finally--when Pan plays his special song, Anne follows it to go find her brother? Pan doesn't approve of girls but can he resist takin...