"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved
Our two favorite gays with fluff, angst and even smut. Including original short stories like "The Soapy Shower Series" and "What's A Smut Challenge?". Also including BMC song parodies and headcanons because why not Contains swearing, some inappropriate jokes and smut (don't worry the smut chapters are marked) ••• U...
When Marinette joined Miraculous, the comic creation and collaboration website, there were many things she didn't expect. She didn't expect it to become one of the most popular comics on the site; she didn't expect to make it a collaboration. But above all, she never expected to meet ChatNoir. [I decided to write an I...
❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotlin...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Batman, because he's dead! With Gotham lacking its Dark Knight, the city is ripe for a joke to be told - the funniest joke of all! | cover by @seanarturo |
{A Wattpad Fanfic contest winner} Iron Man finds something very amusing at the grocery store and just has to share it with his fellow Avengers teammate, Captain America. Even more hilarious situations follow as a result of the Avenger's local grocery store. (Disclaimer: all characters are owned by Marvel)
Philophobia, ophidiophobia, thanatophobia, laliophobia, maniaphobia.... What do all of these fears have in common? I decided to write about them. A Harry x Voldemort / Tomarry story collection.
"potter! i heard you got a secret admirer!" the voice laughs. ALSO ON AO3 WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR AND MISTAKES: "Secret Admirer" by "blissfcll"
Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee had always been worth it in the end. Seeing her was always the highlight of his day, even if she didn't know it. There was just something about Emma Per...
A school in Evanston, Illinois is ruled by a clique of 4 girls called "The Plastics". Another school in Sherwood, Ohio is ruled by 3 girls who share the same name: The Heathers. What do they have in common? They are the wealthiest, prettiest, and most popular girls in their respective schools, and are both headed by a...
"woah hansen, breathe." evan struggled for air, attempting to focus only on what the boy knelt in front of him was saying. he let out a strangled sob and his eyes clouded with tears, he could no longer see connor but he could feel the boys grip wrapped around his forearms. he channelled all his thoughts to that conta...
Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. Whe...
