Funny Text Messages

Funny Text Messages for my peeps!

Trip

"There's something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you." Zac continued starring at me. "I'm having a problem with mine, too." I said leaning closer to him with a seductive smile. "I can't see you getting anywhere with me." He chuckled while I pushed him away and walked straight ahead when I heard him shout...

Must Hate The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

(Must Date the Playboy Book 2) Tori tried her best to move on from the playboy who broke her heart. But just as she thought she was finally okay, Zach unexpectedly came back to mess her up. In order to stop her feelings from resurfacing-and to save herself from hurting-she decided to hate the playboy. But is hating th...

Must Date The PLAYBOY! (PUBLISHED)

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in...

The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...

Best Book Characters on Wattpad!

This book shows my favourite book characters on wattpad.

Brandon's Notebook (A TMMM Bonus Material)

If you've read The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield, you know who Brandon Maxfield is. He's only my readers' favorite book-husband ever. *wink* If you've read his little journal note about the honeymoon and swooned, then you might like this. We've been in Charlotte's head throughout the whole epic ride of her life, glimpsin...

Our Dirty Little Secret (Austin and Ally) COMPLETED

COMPLETED (And unedited) {CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT! don't read unless you can handle it!} They all went to a party together. Trish and Dez left early. They had a few drinks, saying they'd stay responsible and not over do it. And then what happens? That's their little secret they promised to keep. From everyone. The me...

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

The Bad-Boy Saw Me Naked

Avery and Josh were complete oppisites. Josh was a little badass. Barely, passable grades, rude additude, tattoos, piercings, and a wall built so hard, not even Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball could tear it down. Avery, or Avy to her friends, was a goody- two shoes. Straight A student, nice to everyone, class president...

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

The Debutante (Season Series #2)

***2016 WATTY AWARD WINNER - VORACIOUS READS*** WINNER OF THE FICTION AWARDS 2016 - HISTORICAL FICTION Against all odds, Libby Marks-Whelan is back at court - and no longer confined to the service corridors as a lady-in-waiting. With the start of the new Winter Season, however, the competition for a crown just got a...

Dragon Rider

Serena Winters was never a normal girl in her village of Stone Heart. She loved to run, hunt and if you challenge her in a fight prepare to loose because just cause she looks delicate and dainty doesn't mean she is. Also unlike most girls she wanted to be a dragon rider. There were only two problems one, only boys wer...

The Dragon Riders

Maryssa Livingsworth was a normal girl up until her 16th birthday, when they chose her to attend a prestigious private school called Werynn Academy. Upon arriving here she learns that it is no ordinary school and the people there are no ordinary people, and neither is she. *** Gorgeous cover by @Willowmyth *** Highest...

Crescent Dragon Academy

Amara Joyce was an ordinary girl in an ordinary village. Her daily routine was always the same and far from exciting. Until the annual Choosing commences, and she is chosen by a mysterious rock to enroll in Crescent Dragon Academy, train to become a Dragon Rider, and eventually join their ranks.She discovers adventure...

The Dragon Academy

Virgnia was just a normal girl with a stereotypical stepmother, bullies, and an odd birthmark. When she was born, her real mother died, and when she was young, her father disappeared, leaving her to the mercy of her stepmother and the village bullies. But when she is one of four girls and four boys chosen to attend th...

Rider Academy

Rowen lives in a world where dragon riders are rare and respected. When the next Choosing Ceremony comes around to reveal the newest batch of dragon riders, she looks forwards to seeing if there will be any females amongst the new recruits. Imagine her shock when the Choosing Ceremony doesn't go as she planned and she...

I Was Never Yours

When Arianna marries billionaire Zach Price to save her family, she doesn't expect to fall in love with a man who'd always consider her a second choice. An unexpected turn of events brings the couple closer together, but can a marriage based on lies and deceit ever survive? ...

Girl Meets Season 4

The Continuing Saga of Riley and her friends as they tackle their Sophomore year in High School. The ups, the downs, and everything in between. What will their sophomore year be like? Read and find out. (RUCAS, SMARKLE, ZAYA/JOSHAYA)

Unbreak Me- Editing

An impressive Yale degree. Great friends. An even greater boyfriend and a bright future- she thought she had it all. She thought her life was perfect. She should have thought twice. Hundreds of lies and a single confrontation changed everything she thought she knew. It...

Amazing Wattpad Completed Books !!

so since i've read like soooo many books on wattpad i decided to share with ya'll some. Guys read EACH AND EVERY book....they're like amazingg !!!

Best Romance Books on Wattpad!

Do you have a hard time finding a good romance book on Wattpad? Well this is right place for you.I have great romance book recommendations, based on books I have read on Wattpad so far. Highest Rank #21 in Random-7/9/16 Started:5/4/16 *Updates are slow, please be patient*

The Revenge Wife (COMPLETE)

"Let me put this very clear to you, because it looks like you're not fully understanding. I paid for you to be my wife, meaning as my wife you'll do what I say because I paid for it. You literally sold yourself to me, so now you're mine. Here take your check." He tossed the check to my face, by now I was making the bi...

The Virgin Whore :3

original?...

The Virgin Whore

The scared virgin sold still a child to Littlefinger gets her maidenhood taken by a familiar face. A Game Of Thrones smut story following the encounters of Lady Sansa Stark of Winterfell.

The Virgin Whore

You're probably wondering how someone can be both a virgin and a whore. Well Stephanie is a virgin but due to a horrible rumor started by her jealous best friend...Stephanie is now the school whore.

Pranking The Prank King

A Shodimu Sophia, Dream_writer11, novel HIGHEST RANKING: #1 IN BADASS #1 IN HUMOUR #1 IN ABUSE #1 IN PRANKSTER #1 IN LOVESTORY #1 IN PAINED #4 IN HIGHSCHOOL #10 IN ROMANCE #10 IN TEENFICTION A story of a high school girl who has endured a lifetime of abuse. She finds herself entangled in a school where a notorious pra...

They Were Expecting A Lady, Instead They Met Me (Part II)

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE know...

Prince with Benefits

**Unedited, messy & with lots of mistakes. But you will still swoon if you give it a chance lol (but you've been warned)** After a bad breakup, Emily moves across the world to find herself. Getting involved in a relationship is the last thing she wants, but that changes when she meets a handsome stranger, who's perfec...