Morality's Book of Dad Jokes

Hey kiddos! I decided to make a book about Morality's best dad jokes, and a few others that are just as good! I hope you all enjoy!! And as always kiddos, go eat a cookie, you deserve it! •patton•

Beetlejuice the Musical Script

yeah I actually took the time to write this whole thing out. Also please note this is purely based on what I'm hearing so it might not be 100% accurate, and there might be some stuff missing (particularly in the song girl scout).