Dark Humor

Short dark humor for those who understand.

Dark Humour

Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised. (Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)

Yandere!Fem x Fem Reader-I'm In Love With A Girl

Saiko Takahashi,sounds like a psycho,is a psycho what a perfect name! You are a famous teenage singer in Kawasaki,and Saiko has been your best friend for a long time and has supported you when you were both In Youchien,but Saiko has been acting weird when she turned 11,you asked her what was wrong and she never answer...

Sour Candy Into Sweet Candy (Laughing Jack x reader)

You just moved to England from (C/N) with you little sister, mom, and step-dad. But the house you're moving into just so happens to be the house of a murders in the 1800's. Not a single soul has lived in that house sense....or so you thought. Image by: SUCHanARTIST13 on deviantart Character by: Snuffbomb (check out hi...

Painful Laughter (Laughing Jack X Reader)

Laughing Jack befriends a young boy named Sammy. Sammy has abusive parents and a strange sister who is always off by herself. Laughing Jack immediately takes a liking to the girl. This is a Laughing Jack and Reader story. Hope you enjoy!! Sammy is my character, controversy to the disclaimer. Laughing Jack belongs to...

Ticci toby x depressed suicidal reader

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Love Me (Yandere!VillianDeku X Reader)

You make him feel happy! Y̷̫͆o̴̰͒ú̸̻ ̷͎̓m̶̙̚a̵̘̔k̷̛̗e̸͓̒ ̵̣̏h̴̼͛i̷̘̔m̴̫͌ ̵̰̈́f̵̻̀ê̴̘ȇ̴̮l̵̺̉.̵̖͋.̷̩̿.̴̛̬w̵̼͝a̷̞͌r̵̹͗m̷͈̆.. He wanted to become a hero with you! H̴̲̖̭͆ȇ̴̢͈̜ ̸̢͙̫́͝b̴̧̩̺͗̋ẽ̵̪̏ͅc̴̣̹͝ǎ̴̮̽m̸͈͕̊ě̷̜͉͘ ̸̯̯̞̑ä̶̜̗́ ̶̩̗͖̌̂v̶͙͉̓i̶̮̮̩̎͗͝l̶̳̩̽̎͠l̴͎͖̅̌͘à̵͖̈͠i̵̺͎͆n̶̞̱̩̐͋̆.. You 2 have best friends since forever...

Villian todoroki X Reader Lemons

Okay i'm just doing this cause i love bnha and my favs are bakugo,todoroki and Villian Deku (I'm afraid if i say Todoroki is hot some chick in my closet will come and kill me😅) Anyway! i hope you enjoy this Lemon cause to me.......it's kinda good😁😁😁 #539 - bnha #56 - shouto #35 - todoroki

The way to an alpha's heart {Jungkook Fanfic}

"Aww, were you hoping that the big bad alpha was going to fall in love with you~ How sad. Here princess, let me tell you a little something. Our alpha doesn't love anyone, so don't even try..." "She's afraid of me. She's scared of me." 'Monster' Jungkook werewolf x reader Highest Rank- # 1 in First story

BEN x Reader Lemon!!!

This is a lemon on BEN x reader lemon. Please comment to what ever you wish to say and I will do requests.

GlitChes (Ben Drowned x Reader)

(Y/N) is a young girl who lives with her older sister, Skylar (Sky for short), As you're home alone, you run your hands across the screen of your computer. But what happens when someone you read about comes out of your computer and tells you a story you won't ever forget?

Dark Link X Reader

This is the story of a girl, (Y/N), and a boy named Dark Link. The two meet, and form an unlikely friendship. Dark begins to develop what he thinks is 'love' for (Y/N), but will she return his feelings? NOTICE: The ink in InkProxy's pen has returned! Updates are every other day, or every day

The Pet (Boy X Boy)

Jack was only a kit when he was taken he was used to his life till one day he was sold into a regular family

The Girl Code (Chat Noir X Reader)

(Y/n)(L/n) is having a rough time with life right now, and her parents have found this out. So they move to the city of love, Paris. (Y/n) settles in alright. She gains new friends, she's living the life of thrill and fun. But she has fallen in love also. Let's hope she remembers the fact that there is... The Girl Cod...

Ciel Phantomhive x Dying! Reader

Ciel falls for lady Elizabeth's best friend ________... whom only has one week to live, will she live on and survive? or will she die and leave Ciel forever? Even she herself doesn't know. [[[EDITING. fixing typos and grammar, perhaps adding some more details]]]

You Are Mine

MEW! ((Chat Noir X Reader) book #1 of the MEW! series)

Y/n L/n a very Famous singer/dancer and model come to France with a little Kwami Called Taag. Little did Y/n know that love awaited her in her new home. I DON'T OWN MIRACULOUS LADYBUG! OR TAAG I FOUND TAAG ON THE INTERNET AND IT LOOKED ADORABLE SO THANK THE CREATOR NOT ME! Taag Creator: http://frostedpuffs.tumblr.com...

ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴍɪʟᴇ ━ Ciel Phantomhive x Reader (IN EDITING)

(IN EDITING) ~A job in the Phantomhive Mansion? Sure. Romance with the Young Master? Definitely.~ Completed. Book Cover created by me but pictures that I use do not belong to me. Credits to the owner. This is a fanfic based on the anime Black Butler. All credits for their characters belong to them except for my origin...

Yandere Simulator (Male Rivals X Reader) [Oneshots]

Hello reader! Here you will have oneshot with every rival in Yandere Simulator, but the rivals will all be males intead of females. I DO NOT OWN Yandere Simulator or the characters! All ownership goes towards the original creator, Yandere Dev. This game is currently in development so whatever happens here will not hap...

Bullied By Him [Adrienette Au]

We all know bullies bully us because they hate us or want to embarrass us. Well...There's actually something else we're not seeing. Maybe it's because they are insecure? Or a lot is happening in their lives? Or... They want to get your attention cause... They love you? ||Adrienette Fanfiction|| No powers, no nothing...

Masked Permanently

Marinette Dupain-Cheng has disappeared for good. Chat Noir refuses to give up on finding her, even if Ladybug already has. * * * Started: July 27, 2017 Finished: December 17, 2018 Idea inspired by @its_nusa_obviously 's book, Stuck. Cover drawn by me. Disclaimer: I don't work for or own Miraculous Ladybug or any of...

My Smutty Kitty chat noir x reader.

a lonely gal and her corgi tino living in a unholy place at her abusive parents. but then her aunt helps her escape and take care of her but her aunt always seems to be at work day and night and comes home at the latest hours which means this gal is always home alone with tino she lives her life as a normal girl in pa...

Chat Noir X Reader

Dad said moving to Paris would be nice. Colors everywhere, and lively people. Well, the color I saw was from weird magic, and the lively people were posessed by butterflies. Yeah. But, there are some cool people (Sorta). My new bff that blogs during dangerous situations, a cute model that is like a dream come true, an...

Broken Pocket Watch // Alice in Wonderland X Male!Reader

Reminder: This is a Male/Male story and it will have some sexual content. A white rabbit, a striped cat, a mad hatter, a red queen, etc. Ever since childhood, (M/n) knew these were the characters of the very well-known fairytale, Alice in Wonderland. He had adored the story since he was merely three years old. It fasc...

Only my princess (COMPLETED)

Marinette's life was perfect until... she was kidnapped by the famous Chat Noir aka Adrien. The poor girl suffered through terrible things until he began to have feelings for her and decided to let her go however there is one vampire who wants her and Chat Noir has no choice but to bring her back...