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Alpha Alexander

The only thing Phoebe Carmichael is looking forward to is turning eighteen. So when she's escorted out of school one day to meet an Alpha who claims she is his mate, her whole world turns upside down. Phoebe is determined to believe she's not the long awaited mate of the most powerful Alpha in the country, despite the...

Alpha Alcander

[#1 in wearwolf 6/8/17] "Come on Jenna. Just one word." He taunt. He gripped my wrist in one hand and trailed his hand down my side to my hips. His hand went under my shirt and rested on my skin that sent sparks through my body. His finger did designs over my skin while he continue to nibble on the spot of my neck. "...

Breaking the Silence

⚠️ ORIGINALLY TITLED SILENT LUNA ⚠️ After a terrible car accident when she was seven, Eirenae's life got turned upside down. Her father changed everything, becoming rotten and abusive to the point it caused her to stop speaking entirely. Eleven years later and she still lives by his rules, trapped under his thumb. Sh...

Desperado

"I had everything i ever wanted in my hands and in less than a month, my world turned upside down" Make sure to read Missing first before reading this

(#1) The Girl Who Couldn't Hear | ✓

☆ featured wattpad story on facebook ☆ in which a boy falls in love with a deaf girl. All Rights Reserved © 2015 LeiLani Lopez | #ProjectAcceptYou | [Cover by @lets-defeat-the-huns ] {Highest ranking: #1//ShortStory ♡} Warning :: If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very like...

The Alpha And His Abused Mate (#Wattys2016)

His heart was cold, which perfectly matched his personality. He was a ruthless man, who only cared about himself and was very arrogant. She was broken but still cared. She was a nice person, who faked her happiness and suffered through life. He was possessive and protective of the people he deeply cared fo...

Alpha Jordan

He caressed my soft cheek with his rough hands yet so gentle whenever they touch me"Jade,my love don't leave me come back with me" He is so vulnerable. I have never seen him like this. His eyes show lot of emotions , in which love is the most "No Jordan! I don't want to live in a cage! I don't want to be with you",wit...

Saving Everest

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Adrift after a failed suicide attempt, golden boy Everest can't find anything worth living for - until he meets Beverly, a loner determined to prove him wrong. ***** For a boy who seemed to have it all - wealth, good looks, popularity, a wide circle of...

B L U E ✔

"I found you. I gave you time. Now there's no letting go" he growls and I found myself confused but intrigued. "Why do you speak in such riddles. Mr. Night" I mock and his hands tighten around my waist. "Well. If you want it in more simpler terms. You. are. Mine" -------- My name is Blue. My life was pretty normal. No...

His Only Attraction

She was good He was bad She cared what people think He cared less what people think She was his weakness He was her strength When they meet each other for the first time, they don't realize that it could change their lives forever. The stone cold hearted man turns weak once he noticed her presence and swear that he...

Abused, Mute, and Human

"Head down, ears open. Don't bother anyone, and no one will bother you. Whatever you do, stay quiet. You've done it for 6 years, you can go a year and a half longer," (WARNING: MILD VIOLENCE WILL OCCUR) Amanda lives in the life of luxury...sort of. Her house is a mansion, and stepfather is a doctor. You would think sh...

My Brother My Mate

"I set a alarm for a twelve o'clock so I could be the first one tell you happy birthday... happy birthday." I'm seventeen now. I turned the complete opposite direction from James, avoiding any eye contact or touch. "You knew." His voice suddenly sounded like a country love song to my ears. Everything's different. The...

The Mafia's Possession (Ongoing, Being Edited)

Copyright © 2013 by Lilibeth_A All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book There's only two things Clarissa Fontanilla Alvaro wanted her whole lif...

Stolen to be His Princess

*CURRENTLY UNDERGOING MAJOR EDITING* There she was shaking her hips side to side as if she was putting on a private show for him. He stood there staring at her intently as if she was the most exquisite thing he'd ever seen. But the poor little girl was oblivious to his stares, she was too engrossed in her little world...

In Love with the Quarterback

Evelyn is just your average girl who's also shy. She prefers hanging out with her two best friends and reading to parties and large crowds. Mark is the exact opposite of Evelyn. He's the quarterback of the football team and also the most popular guy at Kennedy High School and has girls throwing themselves at him l...

The Heartbreaker Knows How to Love (#3)

[C O M P L E T E D] How many girls can he sleep with until he's satisfied? How many hearts can he break to satisfy himself? Countless. Limitless. Endless. A guy like Kaden Pierce is heartless, cruel, and cold. Of course, those are only words I've heard from girls whose hearts he used, broke, and tossed away. I, for o...

The girl beneath the bruises

Ashley is basically the Queen of Nerds at her stereo-type filled high school, and being abused at home doesn't really help. But what happens when the most popular boy at school sees her bruises? ______________ "Here let me help." It was Jason. He was in the girls bathroom, the girls bathroom. "That's ok." I mumbled tu...

In Love With Mr. Billionaire

Caroline Marshall, a sweet and cute girl, who hates rich guys since her father threw her mother away to marry another woman for money. Living with a step-mother, a step-sister and a cruel father, her life was worse than hell. Aaron Woodwords, a multi-billionaire and the CEO of Woodwords corporation, has everything...

The Locker Exchange

The Locker Exchange is becoming a film and will be adapted by Wattpad WEBTOON Studios and Leone Film Group. Stay tuned for updates! ***** The Locker Exchange is now published as a Paperback and E-book by Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Ed...

camouflage [h.s]

She's always been the shy girl that no one notices, but once she catches Harry's attention will things ever be the same again?

The Alpha and his Mate

Updated version now available on Amazon Kindle and Kindle Unlimited with an extra two bonus chapters at the end! Annabelle hasn't had the best of lives, living with an abusive adoptive family, the Leften's, who treated her more like a slave than someone to care for. One day, she finally builds up the courage to esca...

Rooming with Mr. Perfect

{EDITING} |All Aaron McCarter wants is to make his roommate's life a living nightmare, but will love get in the way of his plans for revenge?| ***** "He hates her. She kind of hates/loves him. What happens when they are stuck together in the same dorm room for th...

breakdown

a love story that all started with a breakdown; prettymuch

Bruised✔

"Your Knuckles. ." I eye them a little warily while he sits there just observing me. "Your Eyes." He tilts his head slightly. "Yea I know. There are almost pink." I snort unattractively and my eyes widen, as I try to cover it up in front the most beautiful human I have ever seen. He gives me a slight smirk before his...

Running with His Child

After being involved with a cold-hearted mafia boss, Robyn Lehman decides its time to run. Little did she know, she was carrying the future heir to his entire empire. Will he find her again? Or will she stay hidden forever? =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= He got up from the bed, pulling up his pants and not taking a gla...

Unwanted

Malia Pierce at the age of nineteen was alone, constantly moving in fear she would be hunted down and found by her tormentors. She is the Alpha's daughter of the Phobos pack, where father, and his whole pack despised her just for her existence. He became a ruthless man, turning to drugs and alcohol. He started to abus...

Alpha and Omega

At eighteen every wolf finds their mate, or at least they hope to. For Kelsey Hendricks, this is no different. She prays to find her mate, in hopes that he will save her from the life an Omega offers. Every, single, day she's abused, tormented and ridiculed. Mentally, physically and emotionally she's drained and ready...

The Class Prince

When Desmond Mellow transfers to an elite all-boys high school, he immediately gets a bad impression of his new deskmate, Ivan Moonrich. Gorgeous, mysterious, and menacing, Ivan is exactly what Desmond doesn't need in his life - or so he thinks... *****...