Really Dirty Jokes!
We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!
We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!
What happens when Ross and Rhylee do things when Ross's family doesn't know? Will they be able to do all the dirty things Ross wants?
Book one of the Eleanor and Nathan series. (READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I WROTE THIS YEARS AGO AND ITS REALLY REALLY BAD).
Annabelle Lee wants to be a professional dancer. She has to be for her deceased mother. So when she auditions for the new concert tour of Nathaniel Grey with her best friend Molly, she knows this is her one shot. She is willing to do anything for it. What wasn't in her calculations to get to the top was the self-conce...
This is the story of an unlikely couple, two people who just weren't meant to be together, with so many obsticles standing in their way, but their love for eachother overpowered it all, and in the end, they got their happily ever after. And it all started with a single kiss, in a game of spin the bottle.
Never had I thought I would be the mate of the strongest alpha in the world and don’t think anyone else did either. I mean I was just your average kid okay maybe not that average, I was a werewolf. But no one expected the Dirty LITTLE Secret our alpha kept hidden under lock and key where only his mate that would be me...
After years of friendship, Lani and Owen are pushed to the limits when life throws almost everything in their direction all at one, making the life-long friends question their ability to get through anything together.
"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...
Want to know how to get kicked out ThunderClan or get a good laugh? Then, read this book! OR JOIN BLOODCLAN AND EAT KITTYPET FOOD!!! *unsheathes claws* Uh anyway, joking! ^_^"
Saphire moves to Tulsa, Oklahoma expecting nothing to change, but when she finds out about the greaser/soc catigories will it change her mind? Or will she find love for a greaser and forget all about the socs? She might even find things out about herself that she never knew, along with some family along the way. Or p...
Taken when she was only 5, Cassie Davis was held captive by a man she thought she knew. He kept her locked away from the world till one day when she escapes and she finds her way home, she starts a new life. One day walking who does she meet? None other than Niall Horan of One Direction. Let's just say, they build a l...
When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in...
"Don't you get it harry? We can't be together. We aren't meant to be together. That's why every time we felt safe together some stupid burden has gotten in our way. It's a sign, and I've really been through too much. I don't have the strength to be 'the ones that are forever' like you wanted" My throat caught from al...
Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...
Passport? Check. A book of maps of every country in the world? Check. Backpack and small suitcase that contains everything I possess? Check. The world best, international traveling, treasure hunting dad and the most awesome stepmom who is more like my best friend? Check. And new, totally gorgeous English intern o...
"There was no where we could go, it was coming too fast. When I opened my eyes and looked out my window I saw the train coming straight at me and I yelled at the top of my lungs as it hit the car head on." Evangeline "Angel" Vitson is an orphan in an orphanage where no one likes her because she's different. After an a...
Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?
Thea Hartens never liked too much attention. And that's only one of her many fears. This story started when Thea receives a letter saying that she got invited to the Sophomore Year's Leadership Training Seminar. She really got shocked when she found out she was chosen to be the participant of such seminar. Well, sh...
"Whatever you're doing, you gotta have fun. If you're not having fun, you're doing it a whole hell of a lot wrong, my motto on life." I smiled, feeling giddy. The two looked at me and thought of how good friends we could be. The Alpha, the Beta and the Omega, it sounds nice. "Tamya you are-" Ryder began but suddenly...
Lennox had been dancing since she was 5. But when you lose your spark for something you used to enjoy, will you ever get over it? When Lennox begins to crumble Niall Horan changes everything and helps her find a spark for something new. But will Niall always be there for her to help her when she loses her inspiration...
*The other version is still up* 3 years ago, my Step Dad adopted a son. His name was Hunter. For 13 years of his life, Hunter was neglected and abused by his parents. Beaten and raped, Hunter knew nothing good of the world. His Father eventually became a socio-path and shot the Mother. But as he was about to kill Hunt...
I was not expecting to turn into werewolf on my 16th birthday, definitely not expecting the word Mate to be real and very legit and like the god damn cherry on top my parents joined us to a pack and moved me, my brother and sisters away from our only life we knew. I guess you could say I was suprised but that would b...
THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE PUBLISHED BOOK. *Unedited Version* *Sequel to Amber Alert and a watty awards finalist* Audrey Thomas had been raised by overprotective parents and is sick of it. After the kidnapping and recovery of her mother, Anna Cowles, eighteen years ago, parents had a harsh awakening as they realiz...
Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March...
Emilie Grey found her boyfriend Conner Hanglinton cheating on her after two years of dating. She's crushed but of course with the help of her crazy best friend she is going to move on. To bad, she didn't know just exactly how her best friend was going to help her until it was to late. Now she has the school's bad-ass...
"Congratulations, you have won tickets to see one the X-Factor 2012 Auditions!" I screamed and punched the air in delight. Finaly a day off! But who knew those simple words would change my life forever? Im Charlotte, or Charley as most call me. Im that normal teenage girl who spends most of her time working in an old...
Nicole, a.k.a skinny legs or virgin pants, was never really into Lucas Anderson. The guy who scored with every girl, every girl loving him while he just walked about with one girl on his mind. Nicole met Lucas and instantly knew he was a player who thrived on girl's moans but did he really? Lucas kept it a secret for...