wattpad out of context

a compilation of the funniest comments that i have come across throughout my time on wattpad, without context.

GOTHAM CROWS △ MARVEL | DC ▽

Charlotte Blum is the newest addition to Bruce Wayne's 𝚝̶𝚘̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚘̶𝚕̶𝚕̶𝚎̶𝚌̶𝚝̶𝚒̶𝚘̶𝚗̶ family that is pretty much solely, with the occasional exception, made up of orphans. She did at least fit those criteria, actually being overqualified, having been through the ordeal twice. Semantics, really. But alas, th...

She's Mine // Marvel & DC Crossover

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the marvel/DC characters you find familiar, I only own my OC/OCS and my plot. Be aware that I am practicing, so you will notice a change in my writing from time to time. I will always go through old chapters to fix them. If they are fixed, you will not know that for sure- reason being if you e...

Across The Worlds ⊳ Peter Parker

"Hey, don't jump. You aren't Spider-Man! I'm calling the cops." "Why would you call the cops? I'm not the bad guy." "This must be some sick prank Sony and Marvel agreed to for advertising. It isn't funny." "I'm not advertising anything. Who are Sony and Marvel?" When Nayara is suddenly thrown into a world si...

I WALK THE LINE | P. PARKER ⚡️

I wasn't suppose to be here, heck I'm not even from here. I just happened to run to fast. Who am I, you ask? My name is Beatrice Allen, and I'm the fastest girl alive. Part of the: Forces of Destiny Chronicles {MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER} {AVENGERS/THE FLASH CROSSOVER} {Peter Parker/Spider-Man} {Tom Hollden} {PART 1 - Aveng...

Everything Has Changed (Completed)

Since her first day of school in California, Luke Jacobson had always been by Cassie's side. Until she wasn't by his. *not fanfiction; extended description in first chapter*

Killer Bad Girl | COMPLETED

She returned a different person, with a new mindset and a new outlook to match it. The girl that once cared too much, no longer cared at all. At almost 18 Sasha finally crosses the line with the police and is faced with two options. One, being to spend several months of her time in a juvenile delinquent facility. Two...

Doodle Heart | ✓

An artistic playboy? Never heard that one before. - Parker Ly was a full package-intelligent, good-looking, sporty, and a bad boy. Oh yes, he was also an artist. He also had a secret; he fell in love with a girl in ripped jeans and a blue bomber jacket who only came out at night. He didn't even know her real name, but...

Along For the Ride

Along For The Ride is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Katelyn is forced to travel the US with her pop star brother and leave her soccer dream behind, she is furious - until she meets singer Zach Matthews... ...

This isn't strange at all!

Pjo/hp maurauders era* mia never wanted to be a hero. she never wanted to lose her friends. so why does it seems like it's happening all over again? ----------------- a new prophecy leads mia peters into a whole new world filled with talking paintings, flying broomsticks and a bunch of handsome brits.

Memes *wheeze*

The title says it all. PJO memes and other. *NONE OF THESE ARE MINE, EXCEPT THE ONES I SAY ARE MINE. CREDIT TO WHOEVER MADE THESE PIECES OF ART*

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

The Rider's Legend

Hated by the people she's sworn to protect, dragon rider Neely Lynch searches for her stolen dragon while struggling to control the dark powers inside her. ***** After the Culling of Naughton -- a horrific slaughter that led to the murder of several...

How to Care for Percy Jackson // Jercy

✓~ Small Bob is a simple cat, he knows his place and how to live. Sadly, his human doesn't. Percy Jackson is a fragile thing, he needs Small Bob and the blonde and brown haired girls to survive (but specifically Small Bob). Small Bob has helped his human through thick and thin, love, heartbreak, happiness, loyalty and...

Ruin Your Childhood //Completed//

Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //

🔥 The Path of Fire (Path of Light and Fire Book #1)(Completed) 🔥

Thief. Murderer. Mage. Prince. Warrior. Heroes. 16 year-old Sabin's plans to join the army change when he learns he is a Serien - a warrior who wields an element. With a sentient sword, he must find the other Seriens. His goal: unite them into a force capable of defending humanity from the Guan, a humanoid race belie...

With a Twist.

Your typical story...with a twist.

From Hero...To Sidekick

DISCONTINUED. NEW BOOK CALLED "THE AMBASSADOR" GO CHECK IT OUT. Nico was just wandering around when he gets chased by monsters and is forced to shadow travel to get away. When he lands at his new destination he wounds up in the sickest place in the world, Gotham. While trying to find a way out of the city he runs into...

Not all Blondes do Backflips

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

Raising Damian Wayne

Before Damian was put under Burces care he lived with another woman. His mothers old friend Persephone Jackson. Fem!Percy

How to get Over Nico di Angelo

There's this boy. The boy with the black sword. Black hair, dark eyes, scowl, yeah that one. You probably know him as some misunderstood gay guy. Well. He's more than that. What exactly did this beautiful son of Hades do to capture my heart? I don't understand. And I probably never will. But I'm okay with that. Becau...

Champion of Fire and Magic

Betrayed and forgotten after the arrival of his new half-brother Percy is banished from camp. After leaving for England he becomes the champion of Hecate and Hestia. The goddess of magic tells him about her eldest son Albus Dumbledore needing help stopping an evil wizard. So where is Percy sent? Hogwarts, of course, t...

The Unseen Hand

For years, the faceless terror known as the Hand of Fate has been secretly manipulating the port city of Reyza for her shadowy ends. Those she favors rise in status while those who betray her are never heard from again. When the opportunity to eliminate a powerful dynasty presents itself, the Hand of Fate conspires wi...

I'd Rather Be Surfing

Colette Cooper knows exactly what she is- an easy-going, silver-tongued, surf prodigy. Or at least, that was until her parents divorced, and her life gets split between her childhood home in North Carolina and her new life in California. Now Colette's got to endure an unfamiliar school, coaches pestering her about th...

Blood Of A Casanova

When a rebellious playgirl must win over a notorious playboy in order to successfully merge their companies, they are forced to confront the lies and deception that threatens their future- and their love. ******* Cherrypink Castillo has always been the black sheep of her family, flaunting her rebellious attitude an...

Silent Assassin

She rose her dainty eyebrows in surprise at my answer, her small lips slightly opening in shock. "I never took you for one who fails an assignment, Void." She pursed her tongue. My blank eyes stared at hers as I bit back my answer. She sighed at my silence. "You do know what we do to those who fails an assignment, rig...

Street Girl

FREE STORY WITH EXCLUSIVE CONTENT. This is *not* a Paid Story. Eighteen-year-old hockey prodigy Elliot Wexler has three goals for senior year. One: somehow graduate with a 3.5 GPA. Two: hide his bipolar disorder from his peers. And three: make it into the NHL with no scandals. Piece of cake. What he doesn't expect is...

Girls Who Dreamt of Castles

"I know we dreamt of these things, but now it seems like your standards are too high." Adira Archibong wants to be a supermodel, but as she steps into a world of money, fame, and detrayal, she learns that the only people she can trust are her friends. ***** Adira Archibong is start...

Fireborn

[Exciting news! This story is now 100% free!] A young sorceress, sworn to protect life at all costs, must choose whether to sacrifice her humanity or let an invading dragon army destroy her homeland. ***** Sorceress Liselle Alta has decided to put...

Fierce

Set up by her parents, Blair is intent on doing all she can to push Gael away. But little by little, she has a change of heart...and uncovers a damning family secret. ***** All her li...