this book is shit and so am i
i have risen from the dead from the coffin of the hetalia amino which also became my hotel room
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13th night
Please enjoy this low-quality 12th-night spin-off. Don't get caught up in my Shakespearean vocab and grammar. This is wattpad and I am not a linguist. Enjoy!
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The Everyday Life of a Villain
"Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's e...
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BTS Using Shakespearean English
"Mine Own Blood Did Sweat and Tears" "Mine Own Lasteth Danceth" "Doth"
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La Squadra goes to Sonic
The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash t...
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Jorge Joestar (Light Novel)
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the rights to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, nor do I claim to. I will take this down if requested to do so by the original owners of this intellectual property. Author: Otaro Maijo, 舞城 王 Alternative: Joji Josuta, ジョージ・ジョースター Year: 2012 Original Language: Japanese
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Harry styles & Obama smut
Will Harry escape Barack Obama and his frog legs? Read to find out! BTW This was originally posted on my other account and had a lot of reads but wattpads a bitch and deleted my whole account.
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Saitama x Bill Nye
What happens when you come up with some weird fanfic? I don't know, Just read. (Lmao beware theres some cancerous content) (Oof and offensive. Also, beware grammar natzis cause im not editing this.)
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My Love, George
Jessica is a 20 year old that loves George from Peppa pig. What happens when things get...real
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Thanos the fortnite streamer
Join Thanos as he noscopes some scrubs and dabs on the haters
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Doppio eats a bag of chips (NOW WITH PART 2)
Vinegar Doppio obtains potato chips and consumes them
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joseph joestar gets bullied
the crusaders + caesar but in a modern chat au because i cant write anything else
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Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)
Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage
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The words spill off my lips
Everyone is done with Kankri speaking all the time. What happens when he goes quiet? But could still speak if he wanted to? Can anyone save him from the self hate? TW: Selfhate, Selfharm, Suicidal, BoyxBoy, Bullying, Silence
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shrek X bakugou
bakugou (big tits) katsuki is a stunning bald and cheerful swordsman of mom. his life does not last until he meets shrek. bakugou immediately dislikes shrek and the mean and intact methods he learned in the uk for several years. however, shrek rushes to the rescue as the curtain attempts to kill the explosive. bakugou...
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A War in the Zoldyck's House
Killua eventually gets bored and returns home to Kukuroo Mountain. Everyone welcomes him back in, except for Milluki. When a family reunion goes south, and a war starts, whose side will win?
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Or What? /// jschlatt X reader
This is me being bored and trying to do something that makes me feel productive. Trying to give you sick freaks something to read. #5 in Catholic!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Joshu's Epic Multiverse Adventure
"Emotional, totally not clickbate multi- universe college adventures of Joshu and a shit ton of ppl" . Joshu Higashikata was your average awkward anti-social simp and a college student, when some epic adventures of his lifetime took place. Hold on tight while we introduce you to the most epic and groundbreaking advent...
