Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
A life with the sope family and their 3 wonderful children. Yoongi: 24 Hoseok: 23 Taehyung: 2 Jimin: 2 Jungkook: 5 months Jin: 43 (Hoseok's Mom) Namjoon: 44 (Hoseok's Dad) All ages will be the same unless changed by birthdays or other instances in the story. Enjoy!!!
Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)
"Roses are red, violets are blue-" "Violets are purple, believe me I would know."
"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."
Vampire x Werewolf - "What's your favorite flower?" "Oh... Blood roses are my favorite." - Werewolves and Vampires are enemies. They have always hated one another. Never once have they shown affection. It's the rules of the contract. Or should I say, "peace treaty". The rules are simple: - No killing -No boundary c...
"The rain brought me sadness, but my happiness was you." One cold rainy night, a baby was left at someones door. That baby is human, and the woman didn't realize she left the small child at a vampires doorstep- more like seven vampires. Will they take you in, or will they abandon you like she did? - Rain ©︎KittyBloss...
Korea goes into an uproar when its announced that its faceless King, Kim Namjoon, likes men and only men. In an effort to get him married off, his grandmother holds a competition in which the winner will become the King's spouse. Korea's gay men gather to win over the King's heart, but from just one look Namjoon feels...
☾I, Jung Hoseok, am a badass in my own nerdy ways. I do study. I do get good grades. I do get to school before anyone else. I do get nervous around attractive guys. But, I have one thing that every single person in my school envies me for. I have the school's bad boy wrapped around my finger.☽ [fluffy but contains...
bookstore ⍀ knj, ksj ❛ is a bookstore a strange place to find your soulmate? probably not. ❜ ↳ for seokjin, to kill a mockingbird sparked a love that would never end.
"When will you realize how I am dying a bit everyday and everyone don't give a damn!" ?? said "Then I am not part of that 'everyone' I do care how you feel" I kissed him trying to calm him down
